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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
lol even sadder: not even oral sex :nervous: yeah i dont know whats going on exactly either.
WTG butterfly lol. |
that actually surprised me. with all the advice you post about everything here i never noticed there was no sex advice. |
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| Spad |
| I think everybody needs to be a bit more specific on the last time they slept... "last night" could become a bit of a theme :) |
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| Orbax |
| I just havent been interested in anyone enough to attach them to me like that haha. How bad does that sound. |
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| enferno |
hmm
let's pool our money and get orbax a hooker! |
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| twisted420 |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
hmm
let's pool our money and get orbax a hooker! |
i got 20 on it |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by twisted420
i think we've all done that once or twice... i remeber once i accedentally pissed all over my pants in elementary school. i was so little and dumb, i didnt even dry it. no one brought it up, but it sure did ing stank |
LOL!
Speaking of piss *thread hijack*...
you know when you pee and your piss jet splits into two streams? That is ED UP
once my piss split into three streams.......THREE!:eek:
One on the toilet seat.....one on the floor.....and the 3rd went all over my pants. Yep, you read correctly....no piss actually hit the water ........that was messed up...it happened the other day.....ok...it was yesterday :( |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
LOL!
Speaking of piss *thread hijack*...
you know when you pee and your piss jet splits into two streams? That is ED UP
once my piss split into three streams.......THREE!:eek:
One on the toilet seat.....one on the floor.....and the 3rd went all over my pants. Yep, you read correctly....no piss actually hit the water ........that was messed up...it happened the other day.....ok...it was yesterday :( |
yeah...whackin off will do that to yah sometimes. |
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| Lephaid |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
all i will tell you kids is that it involved alternating 2 vibrators and my hands... it was wet. |
Must've been a hell of a back massage you gave yourself.
Had sex: Last week
Ate: ice cream! black cherry
Swam: probably a year or so, at least
Ran: today, moving a package somewhere
Fell over (and how): thing morning, tripped over some cardboard laying on my floor
Slept (and how long): 15 minutes ago, 2 hours
Drank: jello shots two weeks ago
Pet an animal: probably a month or two
Listened to your favorite song (and what song): don't really have a favourite song...buuuut...I've been listening to muse - newborn a lot lately, and that was probably earlier today |
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| Orbax |
you people's drinking habits are disgusting.
TWO WEEKS!!! thats what I do when I am making life altering changes that are so drastic, I cannot drink because of them. |
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| anuneventrade |
Had sex: November 10th
Ate: a half hour ago... some honeydew
Swam: A few months ago.
Ran: A week ago, when I blew out my knee and re-twisted my ankle.
Fell over (and how): After smoking too much my friend and I tried to make some new sort of handshake and I didn't notice I kept leaning to my right... eventually I fell out of the chair.
Slept (and how long): Last night, for 6 hours.
Drank: In ATL... June 16th.
Pet an animal: June 16th, I said goodbye to my dog. :sadgreen:
Listened to your favorite song (and what song): Today. Orgy - Fiction (dreams in digital) |
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| twisted420 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
LOL!
Speaking of piss *thread hijack*...
you know when you pee and your piss jet splits into two streams? That is ED UP
once my piss split into three streams.......THREE!:eek:
One on the toilet seat.....one on the floor.....and the 3rd went all over my pants. Yep, you read correctly....no piss actually hit the water ........that was messed up...it happened the other day.....ok...it was yesterday :( |
aha yep thats happend on MANY occasions..but also anyone ever had it happen when you dont realize..your skin is back and it just shoots every which way...is that what you mean pink? |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
yeah...whackin off will do that to yah sometimes. |
SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! |
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