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People most likely found at a dance/club event.
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1. CANDY RAVERS
The fluoro set, who think they own the scene and rant on about how theyve been doin it since they are 13, wear silly fluro hats or glowsticks on thier teeth etc,
2. ROID BOYS
nonecked big s body builders who take thier shirt off and are so doped up to the eyeballs on coke its not funny, only silicon enhanced maria's are attrcted to these posers.
MEMO TO ROID FREAKS
other heterosexual men dont wanna see your pecs
3. SCUMBAG PARANOID TEENAGE DRUG DEALER
In tracksuit, sweating with twitchy eyes and twitchy brain. Chain smokes. Fave saying - "not here, not here, there's undercovers about". Gives chicks free pills if he feels he's got half a chance.
4. COCKERNEE WIDE BOY RAVE PROMOTER
Wears Ben Sherman and rapidly approaching the wrong side of 40. Either off buying a sports car or running from bailiffs depending on how the last party went. Fave saying - "leave it ahhht. Facking Carl Cox wants tah come ahhht on a first class tick'it. Cancel the facking lasers." Gives chicks free pills if he feels he's got half a chance.
5. UP HIS ÅRSE WÅ.NKER DJ
Wears record label long sleeve T-Shirt. Quite often overweight. Entourage to carry his record box complete with completely bored looking glamour snobby bîtch girlfriend. Fave saying - "yeah man, I got this white label direct from the US. Won't be out here for ages. Sorry I can't tell you what it is. Part of the agreement and all that." Gives chicks free pills if he feel he's got half a chance.
6. BORING OLD FARTS THAT WHINGE
Used to go to raves in 1994 and believes the dance music scene has gone too 'commercial'. Rants and brags about the days when the pills were stronger, girls were easier, music was better, people weren't fake and there for the show, and there weren't so many undercover cops, or d's. Spends most of his time these days doing gardening and looking for home furniture. Fave saying "the dance music scene isn't the same anymore, its lost its soul".
7. PEOPLE WILL SIGNIFICANT EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS
Takes drugs as an escape mechanism for life's problems whether these be a failed relationship, early pregnancy and the following abortion or birth, family death, poor social skills or just plain f*cked up in the head. Fave saying "I used to love Johnny but its alright now, I'm over him, its alright" just before dropping the 12th pill for the night.
7. COOL DUDE WHO WORKS AT SEVEN ELEVEN
Impossibly cool looking dude with obligatory, hot girlfriend who actually doesnt dance, do drugs or listen to music, walks around all night parading himself and his $300 dollar designer glasses to all and sundry, usually seen next day working at seven eleven, red rooster or any other fast food establishment
8. STONED OFF HER T@TS QUASI UGLY CHICK
So scattered she just wants to dance with any guy, spreads herself around, to any guy usually shakes booty with the best of them, as a weight problem, and wears designer JLO tinted sunglasses, but on closer inspection is just an ugly mole.
9. THE DECEPTICON
The girls that wears a hat and/or glasses and looks really hot, for you only to discover when taking them off later she really is butt ugly! Seen at many a nightclub or rave event.
10. KNOB WHO WANTS TO TAKE PICTURES OF EVERYONE
Either workd for a website or street magazine and trolls around alnight loooking to take pictures of anyone and everyone, usually targets hot groups of women or 18-year old groups of ethnics
11. THE IMPOSSIBLY HOT CHICK
Scorchingly Hot, tanned, blonde chick who dances by herself for most of teh night cos most of the guys are intimidated by her, at 4am when the pills kick in dances with some ugly troll whos the only one with da balls to boogie wit her.
12 DJ LACKEY
Similar to one mentioned earlier hangs around the front, taking pictures of dj, or hoping at the end of the set to get autograph or momento, than brags to all and sundry'' oh my god i got to meet.....insert dj name
13.THE FIRST TIMER
Usually bought up on a diet of acdc and other bogan rock, bought along by gf or workmates to his first rave, skeptical at first but after his first pill, dances like a mother****** and then proclaims, for the first time in my life i dont wanna beer or this is fun
14. THE ADDICTIVE CLUBBER
The person you see at the same club everytime you go. The person that much have absolutely no life because it doesn't matter whether its a Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat or Sun they are there to be seen. The occasional 2 month break occurs when they get a boyfriend/girlfriend, but this is shirtlived because they feel caged in when there partner doesn't see the fun in clubbing 3 nights a week. This person has't enjoyed a Sunday in the last 4 years.
15. THE SLEAZY CLUB OWNER
Thinks that owning a club is a form of penis extension and girls will sleep with him due to free entry/drugs/drinks.
16. THE MIDDLE AGED "CRAZY"
Wears original tie dyed psychedelic gear with no shoes, long hair and beard. Probably over 50 but difficult to be sure. Dances by himself like an absolute maniac whilst off his skull on LSD. Favourite saying - "I can communicate to Gaia directly man. Mushrooms are like God's gift to mankind, in fact homosapiens are decended from psychedelic taking homonids. Our brain developmnent is all fuelled by psychedelics man. This is all just a tribal ritual." Nobody goes anywhere near him and all the kiddie ravers watch from a distance trying to work out how old he actually is and how "cool" it is that he still goes to raves.
16. CAPTAIN OBVIOUS/MR NAIVETY
Usually wet behind the ears, 18 or 19 and is shocked and suprised by the level of drug abuse/taking thats going on usually mutters to friend gee therers are lot of stoned people here.
17. VIN DIESEL WANNABEES
Arrogant shaven head body bulders, who think they own the joint, usually mid to late twenties, wear bandanas and think that any women will fall under his muscular spell, usally seen in toilets snorting.
18. COWBOY HAT HOTTIES
Usually seen in conjunction with number 17, also seen on speakerboxes, usually wearing bood tube, halter top and short skirt, either eurochix in thier late teens or late twenties
19.DUMB C@NT ETHNICS
Usually in thier late teens or early 20s, hang out in groups and star calling you bro and dude just b4 they ask u whether 'you got any flickies or luwy' (and no not frank lowy), conversation usually punctured with 'c@nt' or static.
Feel free to indicate which TA members fit which catagory.
Its not all my work, but some is, and thought it was good for a laugh.
Wonder if we can get it to 50... |
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| ShadoWolf |
| I don't fit in any of those categories. |
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these are the tribes posted in the au.ta forums :p
Candy Ravers
Where you'll find them: Anywhere the music is hard and fast. Naïve Candies truly believe the scene is ruled by Peace, Love, Unity and Respect, rather than by Drugs, Bass, Money and Cynicism, and travel to wide variety of parties to spread this message, oblivious to the cold stares of the jaded.
Fashion: Anything that looks great when you're peaking and feels great when you're having a big sweaty e-hug.
Dance Style: Most Candies are young-uns fresh out of the Freeza under age dance party scene, so they can be a bit confused when thrusting their hips, sticking their chest out and miming the vocals doesn’t work too well. But pretty soon they start shuffling like a pro (and everyone else in the place).
Favourite Saying: "I love you guys soooooo much!" (to their 'great friends' they met five minutes ago).
Drug of Choice: Anything sleazy older guys give them to try and get them in the sack.
Opposing Tribe: Chinstrokers.
Shufflers
Where you'll find them: Front left speaker. Or front right speaker. Anywhere you look on the dance floor actually.
Fashion: Becoming a Shuffler is the first port of call for former Candy's, so expect to still see a bit of fluff or fluoro about. However, being a Shuffler is all about being part of the herd, so wearing, or doing, anything too individual is a no-no. Baggy pants, tight t-shirts and hooded jumpers and those stupid bloody visor things are order of the day.
Dance Style: The Melbourne shuffle, obviously. From that simple combo of sliding, crossing and spinning Shufflers take their name, identity and apparent reason for existence. That and drugs of course. Can't forget the drugs.
It's supposed to be a free form dance, but fuzz your eyes while watching a group of Shufflers on the floor and you could swear they are doing the Timewarp, or line dancing to Nutbush City Limits.
Favourite saying: "So, what are you on tonight?" – said to absolutely everyone they meet at a party, as soon as non drug related conversation runs out (generally after about 4.7 seconds).
Drug of choice: Eccy's at first, then speed once they stop working, then meth, then K, then G, then the hospital emergency ward.
Opposing Tribe: Lost Bogans.
Ferals (aka doofers)
Where you'll find them: In summer – travelling from bush doof to bush doof in clapped out Combi van/4WD/converted bus, preaching their message of love, understanding and lack of personal hygiene wherever they go.
In winter: Working in their private medical practice in Toorak. (Except for the hardy few who throw and attend bush parties even into the depths of winter, who really belong to a separate tribe known as Nutcases.)
Fashion: The weirdest you will come across anywhere, period. From typical hippy gear to giant ant costumes, and full-fledged silver ice queen outfits to complete nudity. See above reference to Nutcases.
Dance Style: Not much shuffling here, 'cos Ferals don't move their feet much (its hard to keep your balance while you're tripping off your scone). Most do either the Bush Doof Push, which involves grinning like a crazy person while thrusting your hips around in circles, or get into a slow, shuddering groove with their face towards the ground. It’s kind of hard to bust out when you've been on the dance floor for three straight days.
Favourite saying: Something completely unintelligible, punctuated by lots of "mans" and "dudes" and endless theories of existence.
Drug of choice: Acid, mescalin, DMT, chat, nutmeg…as long as it makes strange, then its all good.
Opposing tribe: Glitterati.
Lost Bogans
Where you'll find them: Wandering around any dance party, wondering where the they are and when the band is going to start playing some Acca Dacca.
Fashion: Flannel shirts, torn jeans, megadeath t-shirts and a VB surgically attached to their hand.
Dance Style: When they're just drunk – a classy stumble around the dance floor, making sure they knock into everyone at least once.
Once somebody gives them a pill – same as above, except they crack onto every girl they see before passing out on the couch.
Favourite saying: "Oi! What's this techno ?”
Drug of choice: The cream of cheap domestic beer, or some Fruity Lexia (better known as goon) for the ladies.
Opposing Tribe: Shufflers.
Glitterati
Where you'll find them: Mink Bar, Honkytonks, 161…anywhere even giving the bouncer a blowjob doesn't guarantee entry.
Fashion: The latest lines specially shipped from Europe's top designers. Only problem is its coming into summer over there so there's going to be a lot of cold glamour pusses huddling in corners over the next few months.
Dance Style: lots of pouting, sexy little shimmies and hip wiggling strut. Nothing too strenuous though, because they can't risk breaking a sweat and ruining their makeup, and its damn hard to get your groove on while wearing 12 inch stilettos.
Favourite Saying: "So as I was saying to (enter celebrities name here) when we were at (enter name of exclusive nightspot here)…”
Drug of choice: Only the finest charlie of course, darling!
Opposing Tribe: Ferals.
Chinstrokers (aka Jaded Ravers)
Where you'll find them: Up the back, at the bar, looking over the DJ's shoulder and lurking in dark corners with a sneer on their face.
Fashion: The same casual clothes they would wear to a friend's house or a pub. They are way passed getting especially dressed up to go to a club. The aforementioned sneer and a bourbon and coke are the only fashion accessories they need.
Dance Style: Chinstrokers? Dance? You've got to be kidding. The only time a Chinstroker would head to the dance floor would be to take the piss out of a Candy or Shuffler for the amusement of their Chinstroking mates.
Favourite Saying: "The scene has become so commercial. Back in my day people were here for the right reasons. These days it’s just all about the drugs. Blah blah blah blah blah, wankety wank wank…"
Drug of Choice: Chinstrokers are too cool for party drugs, sticking to their dark spirits and the occasional imported beer. Or so they want you to think. They actually shaft about ten pills, but if they let anyone know they are wasted they wouldn't be able to feel superior to all the garners on the dance floor.
Opposing Tribe: Candy Ravers. |
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| _-MIl0 |
| ing hate those bodybuilders |
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| ShadoWolf |
| I'm defiantely in the Glitterati tribe. ;) ;) |
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| Tranc3 |
| You have 2 sevens and 2 sixteens. Plus, I wouldn't be particularly impressed if a DJ got a white label from the U.S., although I imagine you don't live here. |
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I think Im somewhat of a shuffler  |
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| spec |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranc3
You have 2 sevens and 2 sixteens. Plus, I wouldn't be particularly impressed if a DJ got a white label from the U.S., although I imagine you don't live here. |
O , I can't count.
And you should do a little research on what that little coloured flag looking thing represents. |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by spec
And you should do a little research on what that little coloured flag looking thing represents. |
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| Tranc3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by spec
O , I can't count.
And you should do a little research on what that little coloured flag looking thing represents. |
Wow, funny. Did it occur to you that not everybody puts the correct country identification on their profile? |
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| Tranc3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
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That's not according to America, just according to Bush and friends. |
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| spec |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranc3
Wow, funny. Did it occur to you that not everybody puts the correct country identification on their profile? |
Although I can understand the logic of people attempting to hide the fact they are American, I can assure you that I chose correctly. |
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