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| Seventil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
marriage? what the hell are you smoking? that's anything BUT marriage...
that's still the honeymoon phase. |
Well, maybe I just attract nymphos or something.
My sense of humor is so misunderstood. Bah! |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
lol hmmm she has done this in the past.
i got busted egging cars when i was in 6th grade with my girlfriend one time and our neighbor told my mom and i got in trouble.
well to make things worse (she realized grounding me wasn't going to make me behave), she had her lawyer friend call up the apt. and leave a message on our machine saying his name was David "Yolkum" (haha, didn't register to me at the time), and that he was from the condo association board...and that they were going to evict us because of my behavior.
i was mortified. i thought i got us kicked out of our house!
hahahah she came home and i was crying so hard and she started laughing and told me.
i didn't speak to her for like a month. |
PWNED!! :haha: :haha: Funny...
-Clovis |
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| Slylee |
seventil, yes u are very random.
and yes, my mom has "Pwned" me many times...i get that dry, sarcastic personality from her.... |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
where's that gay smiley? i need it now. |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
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That double dotted line wait was...funny/// lol |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
and yes, my mom has "Pwned" me many times |
is that why you want to move out?
the trick is that you have to get her back. might i suggest watching the south park episode where cartman pwns scott tetterman, just for some ideas. :stongue: |
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| igottaknow |
| Sly start off messaging his foots for a free dinner then work up to the free rent thing. :disbelief |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
don't know if this is a joke, but this just made my day...
this is an email to me from someone on a roommates website (i'm looking for a place/roommate). i just about fell out of my chair...
well what do you think guys? :stongue: actually, i want shadowolf's opinion! |
hey looks like you found my ad!
it really does sound like me lol
I would have to screen her though...
...and yes, it may lead to sex... actually it always does
further evidence:
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...et&pagenumber=2
me:
| quote: | | I would pay her to suck her toes and play with her feet, even though she'd be loving it!!! |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Sly start off messaging his foots for a free dinner then work up to the free rent thing. :disbelief |
pshh, i don't need to work him up, he's already offering free rent! :stongue:
i DO want a guy roommate, just cuz girls are annoying and dumb...but i don't want to come home and find him going through my underwear drawer! |
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| Seventil |
Tell him you don't have a picture of your feet but here is your kid:
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
pshh, i don't need to work him up, he's already offering free rent! :stongue:
i DO want a guy roommate, just cuz girls are annoying and dumb...but i don't want to come home and find him going through my underwear drawer! |
solution: dont wear underwear
if i were you i would check to make sure he doesnt have any of those intraweb cameras places around the room |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
pshh, i don't need to work him up, he's already offering free rent! :stongue: |
I meant you might just do a free dinner to test the waters on how weird he is.
| quote: | | i DO want a guy roommate, just cuz girls are annoying and dumb...but i don't want to come home and find him going through my underwear drawer! |
Don't be silly he wouldn't go tru ur underwear, he'd be into your sox draw :rolleyes: :stongue:
btw, im lookin for a female roomate
pro: i dont have a foot fetish
con: i dont want to pay for rent |
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