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| Slylee |
don't know if this is a joke, but this just made my day...
this is an email to me from someone on a roommates website (i'm looking for a place/roommate). i just about fell out of my chair...
| quote: | I have an incredible deal for you. I'm interested in finding a female roommate who is honest, layed back, clean and one who has really cute feet and loves to have them massaged, kissed and pampered lol! If your all of those things and I can massage, kiss and play with your pretty feet all the time you can live with me totally RENT FREE!
I know it sounds silly and way too good to be true (that I would let you live with me rent free AND massage, kiss and pamper your feet all the time) but hey I have a thing for cute feet what can I say lol!
I'm an attractive, professional white male who is honest, outgoing, layed back, clean, considerate and a great roommate. I have two houses (one in Ft. Lauderdale and one in Atlanta) and your welcome to live with me totally rent free in either place. I have had female roommates in the past who LOVED having me massage and play with there feet (I give an amazing foot massage) and we always got along great as roommates so I know I'm really easy to get along with and alot of fun to hang out with as well.
Do you have really pretty feet? Do you like foot massages? If so it would be an incredible deal for you, plus just think of all the money you would save.
Let me know what you think.
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well what do you think guys? :stongue: actually, i want shadowolf's opinion! |
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| Floorfiller |
if that is real...that is hilarious hahahaha. but seriously...maybe that is the way to go...maybe you could really find roomates that way? 
*starts to construct his own roomate add* |
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| Seventil |
PICS OR STFU
Haha. If that ad is real, he's gay. Not even like slightly-gay, but totally flaming on fire gay.
No self respecting vagina loving man would ever write that. |
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| UWM |
| He's probably just looking to get layed. |
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| Mr. Pink |
ok im thinkin of reversing this for my benefit.
Hi im a rich hot girl who would like to suck your dick on a daily basis....i LOVE to swallow and you can live with me rent free, but only if i get to suck you off whenever I want.
I am nice, layed back, and great to get along with.
any guy interested?!
lol
would guys hit that , or what? |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
He's probably just looking to get layed. |
DING DING DING!!!!! |
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| Slylee |
i think i'm gonna respond and say, "Sure! SIGN ME UP"! and attach this...
:D |
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| Seventil |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
He's probably just looking to get layed. |
That is the worse way to try and get laid ever.
More likely, he's gay and has a foot fetish. A male roomate would be no good because every time he saw his feet when he was walking out of the shower he would get all crazy gay-horny or something. And that would be uncomfortable. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
ok im thinkin of reversing this for my benefit.
Hi im a rich hot girl who would like to suck your dick on a daily basis....i LOVE to swallow and you can live with me rent free, but only if i get to suck you off whenever I want.
I am nice, layed back, and great to get along with.
any guy interested?!
lol
would guys hit that , or what? |
lmao.
it doesn't say all that (what i posted before) in his profile...he just puts "N/A". this was an actual email he personally sent to me after looking at my profile. what a friggin weirdo.
he's just a pervert w/ a foot fetish
i mean....what if i'm trying to get ready to go out and he's like, "uh uh uh! not until i suck on your toes! you're living here rent free remember? get over here"! lol
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| DJ_Bod |
| That foot picture will haunt me in my sleep for the rest of eternity. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i mean....what if i'm trying to get ready to go out and he's like, "uh uh uh! not until i suck on your toes! you're living here rent free remember? get over here"! lol
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OMG i'm laughing so hard today hahah...CORe is rocking!!!
but seriously...slylee...you're beautiful woman...he probably read your profile and was like...whoa...i wanna get with her!! maybe if we're roomates i can work an angle or something? |
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