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poems (pg. 5)
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| Clovis86 |
Floorfiller=teh genious... :toothless
Now I feel inclined to make something...bah.
-Clovis |
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| Slylee |
Floorfiller
defines a funloving guy
innocent he may seem, but a dirty boy he hides
all his little smileys don’t fool me
I bet he likes to dream about 2 or even 3
theresas in his bed, with strap ons and all
while watching his dad’s porn collection from last fall
poor little Jason, can’t find the girl of his dreams
to come over and give him body massages
and serve him cookies and cream
I’m sure one day he’ll realize he swings for the other team.
:stongue: jk |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
Floorfiller
defines a funloving guy
innocent he may seem, but a dirty boy he hides
all his little smileys don’t fool me
I bet he likes to dream about 2 or even 3
theresas in his bed, with strap ons and all
while watching his dad’s porn collection from last fall
poor little Jason, can’t find the girl of his dreams
to come over and give him body massages
and serve him cookies and cream
I’m sure one day he’ll realize he swings for the other team.
:stongue: jk |
OMG...GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!! :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
Floorfiller
defines a funloving guy
innocent he may seem, but a dirty boy he hides
all his little smileys don’t fool me
I bet he likes to dream about 2 or even 3
theresas in his bed, with strap ons and all
while watching his dad’s porn collection from last fall
poor little Jason, can’t find the girl of his dreams
to come over and give him body massages
and serve him cookies and cream
I’m sure one day he’ll realize he swings for the other team.
:stongue: jk |
Sly = new poem genious...roflmao :haha: :haha: :haha:
-Clovis |
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| Seventil |
Slylee, such a fiesty girl
What I wouldn't give
To give her a whirl.
Another hot desert night, romance in my head
And I can't help thinking of her
All dressed up in red.
So far away right now it might seem
But can you really blame me
For having this dream?
The worst thing is, in a place like this
If I die tomorrow
I'll never get a kiss. |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
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I’m sure one day he’ll realize he swings for the other team.
Ouch! That's just mean, but funny. :haha: |
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| Psy-T |
| *bows down to slylee* |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Seventil
Slylee, such a fiesty girl
What I wouldn't give
To give her a whirl.
Another hot desert night, romance in my head
And I can't help thinking of her
All dressed up in red.
So far away right now it might seem
But can you really blame me
For having this dream?
The worst thing is, in a place like this
If I die tomorrow
I'll never get a kiss. |
i guess i'll whip up a pic of me in red just for that. sweet! |
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| Slylee |
UWM
Metrosexual Extraordinaire
No he’s not gay just because he does his hair.
It’s perfectly normal according to him
to shop till he drops then go to the gym
he still loves ‘gina and everything that comes with it
he can make love with the best of them or hit it n split it
“Don’t call me, I’ll call you”
his famous last words, before he breaks your heart in two
The only thing worse than a picky female
is a metro like this who will steal your hair gell |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i guess i'll whip up a pic of me in red just for that. sweet! |
As long as we all get to see it, that sounds like a plan.:happy2: |
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| Floorfiller |
| if i didn't have to go to class...i'd be writing a poem about slylee hehehe...you can all expect something later MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! :p |
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| Slylee |
Orbax
Orbax Orbax, mountain man
who says you can’t be a virgin and still be a man?
this paul bunyon wanna-be needs to get laid
this poor little soul also needs to get paid
put those brains to use boy, and venture into the city
leave the countryside and bible behind
learn to sin and do the nitty gritty
you’ll feel so much better
laying in your 3000 dollar bed
cigarette in your mouth
while getting some head
don't worry, you can still drink, and see a sunset or two
from your big screen TV and your Butler, “drew”
ahh the good life, what where you thinking?
hiking dumb trails and being a good boy
today you’ll go shopping for a new auto toy! |
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