poems (pg. 6)
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Psy-T |
quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
UWM
Metrosexual Extraordinaire
No he’s not gay just because he does his hair.
It’s perfectly normal according to him
to shop till he drops then go to the gym
he still loves ‘gina and everything that comes with it
he can make love with the best of them or hit it n split it
“Don’t call me, I’ll call you”
his famous last words, before he breaks your heart in two
The only thing worse than a picky female
is a metro like this who will steal your hair gell |
do you take requests?
if you do, make one about me!
unless you dont know enough about me, which is highly probable |
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Seventil |
Orbax, man of mystery, man of might
I can just see this guy
Picking a fight
Drink in his hand until his dying days
I know we'll all hear about
The first girl he lays
Camoflague pants and steel-toed boots
This guy definately wasn't in
That movie called Roots
Hiking up mountains with a 100 pound pack
Some people think
This guy is pretty wack
But deep down at heart, I know he's a good guy
He talks a lot of
But would be friend until you die
Passed out on the floor, from drinking all night
To all the people that don't like him
I think he's allright.
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^ Done in 4 minutes. Hehe. |
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Slylee |
i'll give it a shot even though i don't know you very well...gimme a few. |
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Slylee |
quote: | Originally posted by Seventil
Orbax, man of mystery, man of might
I can just see this guy
Picking a fight
Drink in his hand until his dying days
I know we'll all hear about
The first girl he lays
Camoflague pants and steel-toed boots
This guy definately wasn't in
That movie called Roots
Hiking up mountains with a 100 pound pack
Some people think
This guy is pretty wack
But deep down at heart, I know he's a good guy
He talks a lot of
But would be friend until you die
Passed out on the floor, from drinking all night
To all the people that don't like him
I think he's allright.
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^ Done in 4 minutes. Hehe. |
beautiful:) i think i did mine in like 6 minutes. |
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Seventil |
quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
beautiful:) i think i did mine in like 6 minutes. |
Haha. Stay tuned for my next one... bet we won't do the same person again! |
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Nite-Mer |
I liked both of your Orbax renditions. This is highly entertaining. |
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Slylee |
Vividboy
where do I start? this guy cracks me up just posting about his farts
his witty comments and sarcasm will cut you like a knife
and if that’s not bad enough he’ll kill your kids and your wife
a smart assed punk, raised on the streets
quick to run his mouth and give you a face full of feet
"ETOBICOKE forever bitch"
that’s where he is from
he brags about his brawls and bitches and how many he’s won
coke? no problem...weed? he’s got that too
a one phone call type of guy who’s good to have by you
He’s a hustler baby and just wants you to know
it aint where he’s been, but where he’s about to go;) |
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Clovis86 |
Coors
Tonight I drink coors.
Get Drunk. Have many bottles!
Pass out on sidewalk.
:wtf: |
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Psy-T |
quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
Coors
Tonight I drink coors.
Get Drunk. Have many bottles!
Pass out on sidewalk.
:wtf: |
so deep :conf: |
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Slylee |
k Psy-T, this is the best i could do:p
Psy-t
Progressive acid freak
His hobbis include music, waterpipe, and studying philosophy
His “other” hobbies include steakouts, see his avatar
don’t be fooled by the little kitty
this man means war!
so that’s who killed Jimmy Hoffa
now the problem is solved.
a lad from Haifa Israel
we never thought involved. |
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ShadoWolf |
quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
Coors
Tonight I drink coors.
Get Drunk. Have many bottles!
Pass out on sidewalk.
:wtf: |
omg that's brilliant! lol |
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