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In Soviet Russia... (pg. 3)
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sand Leaper
What do you think my post was ;) |
In Soviet Russia, posts think of what you were. |
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| Delay Llama |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sand Leaper
What do you think my post was ;) |
Sometimes in Soviet Russia the jokes don't get you :toothless |
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| DJ Teknique |
| in soviet russia traffic hates you |
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| Boomer187 |
| In soviet russia russian speaks you. |
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| Vivid Boy |
in soviet russia...
women wear pants |
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| torontotrance |
| In 1915, the government was going to heck because of the wife of the tsar's love for one mystic who nearly sunk russia, aka Rasputin. Well in 1915, press were outside and he got mad and he stepped out on the balcony, pointed to his dick and says this is what rules russia. Sadly he was right, he was screwing everyone in the tsar's family just about and getting away with it, he was killed by true commies about a year later, found in a river with his balls chopped off. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| in soviet russia TTA doesnt take amusing threads seriously |
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| DJ Teknique |
| in soviet russia apartments rent you |
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| Pariah Cleric |
| quote: | Originally posted by torontotrance
In 1915, the government was going to heck because of the wife of the tsar's love for one mystic who nearly sunk russia, aka Rasputin. Well in 1915, press were outside and he got mad and he stepped out on the balcony, pointed to his dick and says this is what rules russia. Sadly he was right, he was screwing everyone in the tsar's family just about and getting away with it, he was killed by true commies about a year later, found in a river with his balls chopped off. |
Actually, he wasn't castrated.
He was:
-Shot 3 or 4 times.
-Poisoned with enough arsenic to kill an elephant.
-Beaten with a shovel.
-Tied up and thrown into a river.
When his body was found, he had broken free of his bonds and his cause of death was drowning. Not any of the other things that had happened to him.
Rasputin ruled. |
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| Delay Llama |
| In Soviet Russia, you're belong to all base. |
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| Miss Bliss |
A bit different
In Russia, we don't have underpants: we wear the cat. |
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| DJ Teknique |
| in soviet russia shoes wear you |
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