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In Soviet Russia... (pg. 6)
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| fitom tiel |
you murder Raskolnikov
[edit:] spelling |
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| Lira |
It pushes you
and then it just hurts you
Till you can get its satisfaction. |
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| fuct4less |
in Soviet Russia
... politician votes for you!
... tv watches you!
... girlfriend cums inside you! :eek: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| The toilet flush splashes back at you! |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
In Soviet Russia...
i was born :D
the women are in beautiful...
..sex for them is like putting on makeup in the morning..
children start drinking alcohol at around 5 (incl. myself)
parents are against weed smoking but encourage vodka |
I'm sorry but no one cares. |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
The toilet flush splashes back at you! |
Ill make this better...
In Soviet Russia, toilet flush you! |
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| albertoR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pariah Cleric
Rasputin ruled. |
The body of the Russian monk and favorite to the czarina, Grigori Efimovich Rasputin (1872-1916). On December 30, 1916, a plot to assassinate Rasputin transpired. The monk drank several glasses of poisoned wine, and consumed several pastries with potassium cyanide as an active ingredient. When this failed to stop Rasputin, he was shot by Prince Felix Yusupov, shot again, stabbed repeatedly, and finally met his end drowned in the icy Neva river. There are stories that Rasputin's penis was severed from his body prior to his demise, but we believe those to be false.
www.CelebrityMorgue.com |
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| Absolut_Vodka |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
In Soviet Russia...
i was born :D
the women are in beautiful...
..sex for them is like putting on makeup in the morning..
children start drinking alcohol at around 5 (incl. myself)
parents are against weed smoking but encourage vodka |
you got it all wrong |
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| Pariah Cleric |
| quote: | Originally posted by albertoR
The body of the Russian monk and favorite to the czarina, Grigori Efimovich Rasputin (1872-1916). On December 30, 1916, a plot to assassinate Rasputin transpired. The monk drank several glasses of poisoned wine, and consumed several pastries with potassium cyanide as an active ingredient. When this failed to stop Rasputin, he was shot by Prince Felix Yusupov, shot again, stabbed repeatedly, and finally met his end drowned in the icy Neva river. There are stories that Rasputin's penis was severed from his body prior to his demise, but we believe those to be false.
www.CelebrityMorgue.com |
Yeah. I know. I did a biography on him in English this year, so... I read his biography. :) |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| yoda loves you. hmmmm yesss! |
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| DaveSZ |
In Soviet Russia...
Road forks you! |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| in soviet russia, pot smokes you |
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