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If i am a trance producer or dj will i get laid? (pg. 2)
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| Mike_Foyle |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jay M
The commercial pop scene can be seen as something different than the trance scene. DJ Sammy ain't exactly trance in that way.
I'm trying to create a border, so we don't have anything to do with scooter and Sammy lol
Well to make your dick grow is another story. Every day you need to hang a few rocks underneath it, to stretch it. With that you'll need to walk two times around your house. Then take it of, then spray cold water over it, then jerk off, wait 15 minutes and jerk off again. That's for good blood circulation. Do this every day. You'll notice a result within two weeks!
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No no... i asked how to make it grow, not how to make it fall off! |
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| DJ NGE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mike_Foyle
No no... i asked how to make it grow, not how to make it fall off! |
Watch p0rn. |
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| Mike_Foyle |
again, no good, thats a temporary method, i need something permanent...
OK ENOUGH DICK TALK! |
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| DJ NGE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mike_Foyle
again, no good, thats a temporary method, i need something permanent...
OK ENOUGH DICK TALK! |
You could try a penis ring! :toothless
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| Mike_Foyle |
you could try a mug of shut the hell up about dicks, decaffinated with a spoon of sweetener and milk
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| DJ NGE |
so, let's get back on topic... i hope this pic helps the prejudice with the getting-laid-thing :toothless
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| Sunquest |
ur brains are fried, garunteed by the time i get back from school , mr.mystery will be pissed off and ban u all and ban this thread or move it to chillout :D
enjoy :D :D :D :D :D :whip: :whip: |
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| DJ NGE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mike_Foyle
you could try a mug of shut the hell up about dicks, decaffinated with a spoon of sweetener and milk
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Sounds tasty. I'll try that one, as soon as I'll be home from work! |
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| Mike_Foyle |
| excellent if thats the reward ill get ill keep at it. coz after all... getting laid is ALL i give a about, im not into the music at all i just want chicks |
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| Sunquest |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ NGE
so, let's get back on topic... i hope this pic helps the prejudice with the getting-laid-thing :toothless
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LMAOOOOOOOOO |
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| DJ NGE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mike_Foyle
excellent if thats the reward ill get ill keep at it. coz after all... getting laid is ALL i give a about, im not into the music at all i just want chicks |
werd... who cares about teh music after all? it's all about teh chicks! :toothless |
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| Sunquest |
since we're all off topic, why dont i show u a pic of my cat ;)
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