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pick up line contest!!! (pg. 3)
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| SirSycott |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
would you touch it for 20 bucks? |
great one floorfiller, i think you and the clorophorm do are tied
here's a not so great one!! let's do math: add the girl subtract the clothes, divide the legs and MULTIPLY |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by SirSycott
great one floorfiller, i think you and the clorophorm do are tied |
Theres a prize? |
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| Theresa |
A guy to a girl standing up in a bar.
"A hot girl like you shouldn't be standing. Here let me clean you off a place to sit"
*Guy wipes his face*
Girl to a guy
"DAYAM boy you are fine.... wanna come back to my place?"
Girls don't need to try as hard LOL! |
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| bobba lou |
| Nice shoes, wanna ? |
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| SirSycott |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
A guy to a girl standing up in a bar.
"A hot girl like you shouldn't be standing. Here let me clean you off a place to sit"
*Guy wipes his face*
Girl to a guy
"DAYAM boy you are fine.... wanna come back to my place?"
Girls don't need to try as hard LOL! |
haha so true, girls don't even need pickup lines!!
i made this one up all by my self!
Baby, if sex was dangerous, i could see you killin me in bed |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
A guy to a girl standing up in a bar.
"A hot girl like you shouldn't be standing. Here let me clean you off a place to sit"
*Guy wipes his face*
Girl to a guy
"DAYAM boy you are fine.... wanna come back to my place?"
Girls don't need to try as hard LOL! |
hahahaha you can sit on my face!!!!! muhahahaha I like it! |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
hahahaha you can sit on my face!!!!! muhahahaha I like it! |
YAY you got it :) You get a sticker :p |
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| SirSycott |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
YAY you got it :) You get a sticker :p |
::giggles from the inside::
that's so origional, great joke |
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| DjWhooCares |
| It'd be better if he whiped his p3nor off:toothless :toothless |
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| Psy-T |
i love this one (heard it from a female ta, dont remember who):
whats hot, winks and s like a tiger?
*wink*
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjWhooCares
It'd be better if he whiped his p3nor off:toothless :toothless |
n1
:stongue: :stongue: :toothless :toothless :toothless :toothless :toothless :toothless :toothless :toothless |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
A guy to a girl standing up in a bar.
"A hot girl like you shouldn't be standing. Here let me clean you off a place to sit"
*Guy wipes his face*
Girl to a guy
"DAYAM boy you are fine.... wanna come back to my place?"
Girls don't need to try as hard LOL! |
the real question is...if i used that line on you...would it work? :p |
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