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pick up line contest!!! (pg. 4)
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| Slylee |
| my friend wants to know if you think i'm cute:p |
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| Transporter |
| I don't really give a fuk but my dick would like to buy you a drink ....(as you lean your head backwards and your hips forward):whip: |
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| Nite-Mer |
| Girl you must work at the lumber yard, cause you been givin me the wood all day! ;) |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
my friend wants to know if you think i'm cute:p |
i still like that one from that other thread...it was pretty original...i'd never heard it before...i'm stealing it MUHAHHAHAHHA!!! |
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| USMC_Greg |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? |
hahaha |
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| Slylee |
| oh my god, i missed that one by tribu...best one yet!:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Sketch |
Ok, here is one have used but nothing compared to the chloroform line but still.
Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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and one i have used in a drunken state... and received a slap for
It wont suck itself darlin' ;) |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants" |
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| Frost_Melt |
| This one only works on a woman holding a baby: "So, I see you like to ." |
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| ierxium |
| ^^ Pretty straight forward. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| yo baby yo baby yo |
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