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How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men
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OMG THA BOOK IS 1337!!!!!!!, September 16, 2004
Reviewer: BukkakeBandit (I liv in da US) - See all my reviews
DANKS TU U I GOTS LOTS O WHITE WOMAN! AND THEY EVEN LOVE BUKKAKE AS MUCH AS I DO!

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How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men, September 16, 2004
A Kid's Review
I guess this means my Daddy has to get educated on other ways to find a date. Looking women in the closet for days at a time is no way to show off your MOJO.

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7 of 12 people found the following review helpful:

oops!, September 16, 2004
Reviewer: aslan the lion! asian the llon! - See all my reviews
oh, my mistake, i thought this was "how to drug a white woman." cause, you know, that was the only way i was able to get white women for the longest time. we asians got it rough. T.T

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2 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

Wow, this is great!!!!, September 16, 2004
Reviewer: Helmet - See all my reviews
I've spent years trolling online forums, touting escapades with women, I guess in an attempt to shadow drown my lack of success with the ladies. I'm not really all that asian, but I play games with alot of online guys from asia. They are in the same boat as I am, mostly because spend alot of time creating multies.

I've never had any luck with the ladies, and had even reconsidered my sexuality on several occasions as a result. This book showed me that I really am a "beautiful and unique snowflake" and that I, too, can have success with the ladies.

I've recommended this to my friends, del1, Barron, Scar and Duque (aka Ronald Regan on the forums) and I hope they get re-newed interest in the other sex, as I have.

I'm excited to take these new tools learned in this book, and to try these techniques in the real world.

Asians (and anyone that needs some help with the white ladies), good luck!

+ <3 Tirol (forward team)

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9 of 20 people found the following review helpful:

ME RIKEY VELLY MUCH, September 15, 2004
Reviewer: StinkyJap "StinkyJap" (Okinawa) - See all my reviews
ME LIKE BIG NO HAIR WOMAN WITE AND LOUND EYE

BOOK VELLY HEPFUL

TANK YOU TANK YOU

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9 of 14 people found the following review helpful:

Why...why...why???, September 15, 2004
Reviewer: Alan -. New Visa "Fart Monstah" (in my bed) - See all my reviews
Why you wan date white women? All they do is steal all you money. Drive you fancy car and take them dinner. Marry own kind and be happy. Like my borther William Hung says...SHe bang...she bang.

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13 of 15 people found the following review helpful:

simply amazing., September 15, 2004
Reviewer: golden boy "golden boy" (korea town) - See all my reviews
If i had to describe this book in one word, it would be "simply amazing". After years and years of being a total loser and striking out with women, even asian women, (even the easy ones in south east asia), I was a lost soul, hopeless, and not too mention a thirty two year old virgin. Pathetic huh?

Well after years of being a total loser, my friends, who seem to get all the ladies, recommended Adam Quan's book to me... After chapter one titled "Stop being a loser", I knew this book would change my life 4ever. I promptly finished the book and before I knew it, I had white women all over me, even the red headed ones with freckles everywhere. Not only had I lost my virginity, I had so much sex I thought I had caught and std. Whew! that was close.

I learned from this book that the white woman, is the most prized possesion of minority men, and that all other women are not only useless, but just inferior to the white woman. And I also learned that the quote "that once you go white, you know it's all right." Isn't only the mantra of this book, but that is also rhymes.

thank you mr. quan. thank you for changing my life. thank you for changing this toad into a P- hound... Needless to say, thanks to Mr. Quan, I'm pretty bad....

Micheal Jackson Bad!!

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19 of 22 people found the following review helpful:

It works!, September 15, 2004
Reviewer: Fairy Meat - See all my reviews
I built the machine according to Mr. Quan's detailed instructions, spliced into the local power grid, and flipped the switch. AMAZING!

My house is now COVERED in white women of every size and age, and more are attracted every day. You can see my house from the expressway now, the pile is so huge.

THANK YOU, Adam Quan! Your machine has truly changed my life, and also the lives of countless others in my immediate vicinity.

-Dr. Lazlo Bonaparte

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4 of 9 people found the following review helpful:

Would you like to live an exciting lifestyle?, September 15, 2004
Reviewer: Tom Vu "Tom Vu Real Estate Seminar" (America) - See all my reviews
You too can now date White women just like me if you read this book. You have seen my commericals on TV where I am on my yatch with many many beautiful White women in sexy outfits. Now you too can achieve this goal if you simply read this book by the great Mr. Quan. Thank you Mr. Quan, you have given many Asian men the ability to date White women now without having to take my seminar.

But if you want to date White women and be rich too at the same time, be sure to go to my free 90-minute seminar you'd learn the same secrets he used to make millions and date White women too.

Remember, Tom Vu syas "A lot of your friends will tell you, 'Don't come to the seminar. It's a get-rich-quick plan.' Well, tell them, It is a get-rich-quick plan because life is too short to get rich slow."

http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/tomvu.htm

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4 of 10 people found the following review helpful:

Thank you Mr. Quan, September 15, 2004
Reviewer: Bruce Lee "Hiyah!!!" (The Underworld) - See all my reviews
Until I read Mr. Quan's book, I was clueless on the art of dating a White Woman. Now that I have read his book, I am now able to date and seduce White Woman with ease. Thank you Mr. Quan!!!

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Can't wait for the sequel, September 17, 2004
Reviewer: AfroAmerican82 "AfroAmerican82" - See all my reviews
I can't wait for the sequel, titled 'How To Date Asian Women - A Practical Guide for Non-Asian Men'

There is a sample of one of the many points on the website: 'Asian women love it if you're in a violent gang that hangs outside of arcades and looks menacing. They also prefer you to dress in completely white clothing and shoes, with your hair slicked back with gel. Bonus points if you're only 4 foot tall.'

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No need to buy this book, September 17, 2004
Reviewer: The Chinaman - See all my reviews
No need to buy this book. Just learn from the few Asian brothers that have successfully scored the white she-devil: Get Rich or Date Ugly.

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white women?, September 17, 2004
Reviewer: mr.hanman "mr.hanman" (Florida, MO USA) - See all my reviews
Nah, white women are boring. I'd rather date a hot chocolate woman. Asian dude with a sexy soul sista, that's picture perfect.

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Great! Now that I can get the Devil's women..., September 17, 2004
Reviewer: Generasian - See all my reviews
... I need a book on how to COMPLETELY eliminate the Devil problem.

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I don't need a book to teach me how to pick up white women., September 17, 2004
Reviewer: Hung Low - See all my reviews
I don't need a lousy book to teach me how to pick up white women. A real Asian man knows white are women are easier to catch than the clap in a whorehouse. Flash some cash, show a little bling, sport a new ride, hell, she'll be interested as long as you have all your teeth. Besides, white women are something you just screw until you're ready to marry and start a real family, then you find yourself a nice Asian women.

As long as you stick the the principle of, "you can take the white girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the white girl." Yeah, some may try to talk big and dress nice, but ultimately; she won't know that LV bag is fake, Gucci is spelled with two "C"'s or her left from her right. Keep this in mind and you'll have her eating out of your lap... literally.

And remember, ultimately, it doesn't matter anyore. In about 50 years from now, we'll own it all. If we haven't invaded by then, we'll have bought up every piece of land and landed every high paying job. No worries, we can afford all the white women we can handle by then ;)

so cheers!!

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2 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

Now all I need..., September 16, 2004
Reviewer: John Oliver - See all my reviews

...is the book that'll tell me how to switch from being a white guy to an Asian guy, and then I'll finally have women!

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13 of 22 people found the following review helpful:

A+ #1 !!!!!!!!, September 16, 2004
Reviewer: Steve (kipper) Kim - See all my reviews
befoor i reed this book i no luk wit the white gurl. now i haf white gurl all time. this book teech me how to pik up line in engrish reel gud! this book a-ok #1 big time!!!!11!!!!!!!!11!!!

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10 of 13 people found the following review helpful:

I date white women SUPER COOL!, September 16, 2004
Reviewer: William "Very" Hung (Ho-Yip BBQ Duck House, Canal St., New York City) - See all my reviews
I buy book, is good. I reed but reed is not great, english of mine so-so. So, anyway I reed what I understand and maybe miss point, but I get black woman! SUPER COOL! I make mistake and end up doing surprise! You don't believe, but Adam Quan teach you how to dance in book too! Is real! Because I shake so good, black woman say "hey you! Asian! Come here and shake for me!". So now I am going to be baby daddy. I am happy for life! Thanks you Adam Quan!

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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful:

This book no work, September 16, 2004
Reviewer: KimcheeBoi "Dallen" (California) - See all my reviews
I tried to pick up white women with this book. It didn't work. I holed up for days in my mom's basement reading it. No avail. Not even my mad mountain bike skills or my tricked out Jeep could get white women to adore me. Finally one went to a wedding with me, but she ran off to Arizona with some bastid! Woe is me!

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15 of 18 people found the following review helpful:

Not quite sure., September 16, 2004
Reviewer: Mike LaCoss "Buffy" (Mustachia, FL) - See all my reviews
The book is easy enough to comprehend, but it's hard trying to get your Asian girlfriend to sit still while you cover her with marshmallow paste.

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3 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

Me like Book , book really super cool, September 15, 2004
Reviewer: God "GOD" (Hell) - See all my reviews
When me came to u.s.a, me love it and love beautiful white women! I specially like blond and big chest! me like alot. I good looking in China, and women love me great much. I stomac is perfect, muscle harm, muscle chest and of course muscle butt. white women not look at me! I was very mad and sad. but book is NUMBER ONE. 1 month after reading book and it also help me english, it help me approach white beautiful america women. oh, I also need a green card. my new woman as super white skin, with hair and white eyes. In u.s.a they call her Ibino! and no job! its better then nothing. I hoe everything to that book!

I'm going back to china!


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23 of 30 people found the following review helpful:

Misleading, September 14, 2004
Reviewer: aharon levy (brooklyn) - See all my reviews

I suppose I really have only myself to blame, but based on a cursory glance at its title, I assumed that this book was about forensic techniques for identifying the age of bones, along with other remains and artifacts. If, like me, you are looking for any insight into the applications of C-14 comparisons, strontium decay or the like, you will be disappointed. However, I gave this book to a friend of mine, Arthur Fong, who said he appreciated it.

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6 of 15 people found the following review helpful:

Hide your white women!, September 14, 2004
Reviewer: This Asian guy "loves blondes" (SF Bay Area) - See all my reviews
The Asian men are coming! I am a strong believer that the wave of Asian men dating and marrying white women is here. Including myself, many of my friends are either dating or have married to white American women. The table has definitely turned. Not only we are getting white women, we are getting the hot ones. White guys should go back to their Asian women. We prefer good-looking white women.

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10 of 20 people found the following review helpful:

sounds dumb, September 13, 2004
Reviewer: D. Ong - See all my reviews

This is really insulting. Any reviewer who actually thought this was a good book probably doesnt speak english. When was this written? The 18th century? Sheesh someone actually paid this guy money to write some crap like this?

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5 of 14 people found the following review helpful:

but is there more? , September 10, 2004
Reviewer: Mark Aceves (San Jose, CA USA) - See all my reviews

I just wish there now a book on how to pick up black [women].

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45 of 50 people found the following review helpful:

I bought book. no laid yet? what wrong? , September 10, 2004
Reviewer: loser "loser" (fresno, CA USA) - See all my reviews
This book has increased my sexual activity by 4.7% in the last month (2 Mondays ago, I accidently rubbed myself in the shower on the soap holder). Before reading this guide, my daily routine would be: work my normal 14 hour engineering workday at Ebay, drive home to my Mt. View townhouse in my BMW 330i (I have both Cal-BS and Stanford-MS stickers in the rear window), watch some anime, go to bed alone in my DKNY PJs, and ponder how I am worth $1.7M -but got no game!. But NOW, after reading this wonderful book, things have really changed! Instead of anime, I now watch porn and sleep naked between GUCCI silk sheets. (still alone -but hopefully not for long!) This weekend, instead of hanging with the boys at the shooting range (sometimes I get hard when polishing my glock), I'm going to go to blue chalk in P-town. There, I will use Adam Quan's TIP #3: Wait till closing, find the drunkest white chick in the bar (they're usually near the restrooms leaning againt a wall), and tell her it's last call and you have plenty of booze at home. Wish me luck! The last time I got laid was 5 years ago, at an Element Party in SF with this gold-digging FOB. It was hot.
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Seriously? Is this a joke? Yes, this post is very wrong. But this book looks very very wrong. -
If you're the type of person who really needs this type of book... you're probably beyond hope. But hey, it could be a funny read? or maybe it's just sad.

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5 of 14 people found the following review helpful:

Best $20 I ever spent..., September 9, 2004
Reviewer: David Chang "David Chang" - See all my reviews
I'm an Asian guy who loves white women and this book is fantastic. I've been waiting for a book like this for a long time, and now I have accomplished more this month than my whole entire life. No more drinks poured down my lap or slaps to the face.
Thanks Adam...you da man!


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5 of 16 people found the following review helpful:

It Actually Works, September 5, 2004
Reviewer: Norak (Melbourne, Australia) - See all my reviews
Naturally I was skeptical of a book with such an odd theme, but aftering buying, reading, and applying the concepts in the book, it's amazing how well they actually work. These concepts work not only on "White" women but on all women regardless of race.

If you are a lonely man, this book will at least triple your chances of getting a woman.

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26 of 36 people found the following review helpful:

Just A Comment, September 3, 2004
Reviewer: Kat Nic O. "righteouswind" (Baker, FL USA) - See all my reviews
I'm a white chick from the South with beautiful Irish skin. I just wanted to say that white chicks are just like any other chicks and if you need a book to pick us up and are intimidated by how stacked a woman is then you are probably a loser. I like all different types of guys. I love white guys, black guys, and of course, Asian guys, but if I found a book like this in a guy's house when I was dating him, I would be insulted. I think that if you really want a relationship with someone you should just be yourself or it will be founded on the basis of lies anyway and will be doomed to fail. I know lots of white chicks who find Asian guys extremely attractive and I am one of them, but if anyone treated me like I was from a different species because of my race, I would be insulted and weirded out. Advice for all guys: Don't discriminate on the basis of color and treat all women the same. If you like a woman, never be afraid to approach her. The world needs more strong, classy guys of all colors.

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16 of 26 people found the following review helpful:

So happy I found this book!, September 1, 2004
Reviewer: Joseph Ming "Yuk" (Taipei) - See all my reviews
I just wanted to say that Adam Quan has changed my life around. With his advice, I was able to go from buying old Baywatch cassetes to actually talking to the white lifeguards at my YMCA. I am not scared of them any longer! He gives good advice, like look them in the hair when talking, and not to be too frightened by their over-sized mammaries. Also it's a good thing he reminded me not to talk too much about the 9 kids I want to have one day with her, this scared the last ghost lady I almost had a half-date with! Buy this book, and then buy some long-stemmed roses for your future white wife (Adam says they like long-stemmed roses). -Lucky Yuk

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Tranc3
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lol
ASOT100
lol this one is the best

"I buy book, is good. I reed but reed is not great, english of mine so-so. So, anyway I reed what I understand and maybe miss point, but I get black woman! SUPER COOL!"
Shudder
lol @ bukkakebandit
Lira
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Originally posted by ASOT100
lol this one is the best

"I buy book, is good. I reed but reed is not great, english of mine so-so. So, anyway I reed what I understand and maybe miss point, but I get black woman! SUPER COOL!"

UWM
Hahahahahahaha
N|te-L|fe
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Originally posted by ASOT100
lol this one is the best

"I buy book, is good. I reed but reed is not great, english of mine so-so. So, anyway I reed what I understand and maybe miss point, but I get black woman! SUPER COOL!"


:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
fitom tiel
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Originally posted by Lira


ROFL
any idea which goldmine that's from?
Halcyon+On+On
:wtf:

omg is this book for real? :haha:
Kaz
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23 of 30 people found the following review helpful:

Misleading, September 14, 2004
Reviewer: aharon levy (brooklyn) - See all my reviews

I suppose I really have only myself to blame, but based on a cursory glance at its title, I assumed that this book was about forensic techniques for identifying the age of bones, along with other remains and artifacts. If, like me, you are looking for any insight into the applications of C-14 comparisons, strontium decay or the like, you will be disappointed. However, I gave this book to a friend of mine, Arthur Fong, who said he appreciated it.

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haha

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ME RIKEY VELLY MUCH, September 15, 2004
Reviewer: StinkyJap "StinkyJap" (Okinawa) - See all my reviews
ME LIKE BIG NO HAIR WOMAN WITE AND LOUND EYE

BOOK VELLY HEPFUL

TANK YOU TANK YOU



my favelit
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oh, I also need a green card. my new woman as super white skin, with hair and white eyes. In u.s.a they call her Ibino! and no job! its better then nothing. I hoe everything to that book!

LOL.. this is just too much.

Whats the book really about?!
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