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| BTG |
i recently got a letter in the mail, letting me know that i've got jury duty possibly.
that pisses me off...how do i get out of doing this? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Tell them you're racist. Or you hate women. I dunno...something that would make them think you wouldn't be able to form an unbiased opinion. |
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| ResonantDrag |
| ask the judge if you can still hang people in your state. |
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| Pettiscool |
ahhhhhh my brother just got that same letter....... it looks tough to get out of. tell em your a student?
hurry you got 5 days or they're coming for you! |
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| Ian^ |
| tell them you're psychologically imblanaced, or that you're racist to everyone except yourself. If all fails, fall asleep, or get the squits, no1 will want to sit next to u just incase they catch it |
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| Mebot |
wear jeans to court and when they say you're not allowed to wear denim, say "oh i didn't know, I'll go home and change"
then go home and sleep instead |
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| Boomer187 |
| call them and explain to them in detail that you do not understand or speak english very well so there is no possible way you could sit through a trial and make a good decision. |
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| Floorfiller |
| why are you trying to dodge it? i kinda want to go do jury duty hehehe...but i don't think they'd pick me to serve...i'd pursuade everyone to my verdict hehehe |
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| TweeK |
| Act like a big goof ball....and you will be set free:D |
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| Ian^ |
| "I've argued infront of a judge many times.... often as a lawyer" - Lionel Hutz <3 |
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| AwakenedAddict |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
"I've argued infront of a judge many times.... often as a lawyer" - Lionel Hutz <3 |
"I had to make a speech once, just picture everyone naked" - barney
"How'd it go" - homer
"I'm a free man aren't I?" - barney
Yeh, I got called to jury duty in California, good thing I was living in Toronto at the time... skipped out of that no problems :) |
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| torontotrance |
Why worry
Heck, I signed a letter, which you must or you are fined a huge amount to be basically on a jury selection roster in 2004 and I have not been called. Brad, you don't work fulltime, so you should welcome something that does not allow you to waste time and smoke weed. Even if you got called, you spend 5 days downtown and you could get chosen for a jury trial but why worry brad, with your opinions and views, I doubt you would be on a jury. You can always claim that it will cost a lot of money and claim you are self employed. |
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