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Happy Birthday DarkAngel!!! (pg. 3)
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
drugs are bad mm kay :( |
Yeah, I know. That's why I stopped doing the hardcore ones. :wtf: :whip: |
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| trancebrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Aw man, this is great.
trancebrat: thank you for the thread and everything! :D
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See you at Ferry on Wednesday! :D |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancebrat
See you at Ferry on Wednesday! :D |
OMG That will be soooo awesome!!!
Ferry @ Icon!!!! I'm so excited! |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Happy Birthday! |
Thank you!!! |
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| ShadoWolf |
| why arn't you at the local titty bar right now? |
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| Gunyouken |
| Happy Bday!... :clown: |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
why arn't you at the local titty bar right now? |
Becuz I'm broke till Friday. :(
Otherwise, I'd be there. ;)
| quote: | Originally posted by Gunyouken
Happy Bday!... :clown: |
Thank you! |
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| DjWhooCares |
Hope im not too late:confused: :confused: :confused:
FELIZ CUMPLEAņOS COMPADRE!! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Happy Birthday!
Now go have fun!
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| Theresa |
Sorry I am late, I work much....BUT!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And a great big
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((HUG)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I hope your day is perfect, perhaps something likea dissa:
A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN
6:00
Alarm.
6:15
Blowjob.
6:30
Massive dump while
reading the sports section.
7:00
Breakfast. Filet Mignon,
eggs, toast and tea.
7:30
Limo arrives.
7:45
Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15
Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30
Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45
Play front nine at Augusta,
finish 2 under par.
11:30 Blowjob
11:45
Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on
the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15
Blowjob.
12:30
Play back nine at Augusta,
finish 4 under par.
2:15
Limo back to airport.
Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20
Blowjob
2:30
Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas.
Nap.
3:15
Late afternoon fishing
excursion with topless female crew.
4:15
Blowjob
4:30
Catch world record light
tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00
Jet back home. En route,
get massage from naked supermodel.
7:00
Watch Sportscenter.
7:30
Dinner. Lobster appetizers,
1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
9:00
Relax after dinner with 1789
Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
10:00
Have sex with two
18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:00
Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Go to bed.
11:46
One last blowjob
11:59
Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00
Laugh yourself to sleep.
*Grin* Take care :) |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN
6:00
Alarm.
6:15
Blowjob.
6:30
Massive dump while
reading the sports section.
7:00
Breakfast. Filet Mignon,
eggs, toast and tea.
7:30
Limo arrives.
7:45
Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15
Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30
Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45
Play front nine at Augusta,
finish 2 under par.
11:30 Blowjob
11:45
Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on
the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15
Blowjob.
12:30
Play back nine at Augusta,
finish 4 under par.
2:15
Limo back to airport.
Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20
Blowjob
2:30
Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas.
Nap.
3:15
Late afternoon fishing
excursion with topless female crew.
4:15
Blowjob
4:30
Catch world record light
tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00
Jet back home. En route,
get massage from naked supermodel.
7:00
Watch Sportscenter.
7:30
Dinner. Lobster appetizers,
1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
9:00
Relax after dinner with 1789
Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
10:00
Have sex with two
18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:00
Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Go to bed.
11:46
One last blowjob
11:59
Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00
Laugh yourself to sleep.
*Grin* Take care :) |
Thats awesome except for the waking up 6am... just put me forward to 2:30 pm :D :p |
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