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Happy Birthday DarkAngel!!! (pg. 4)
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
Thats awesome except for the waking up 6am... just put me forward to 2:30 pm :D :p |
Somehow that doesn't surprise me :) |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Sorry I am late, I work much....BUT!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And a great big
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((HUG)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I hope your day is perfect, perhaps something likea dissa:
A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN
6:00
Alarm.
6:15
Blowjob.
6:30
Massive dump while
reading the sports section.
7:00
Breakfast. Filet Mignon,
eggs, toast and tea.
7:30
Limo arrives.
7:45
Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15
Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30
Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45
Play front nine at Augusta,
finish 2 under par.
11:30 Blowjob
11:45
Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on
the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15
Blowjob.
12:30
Play back nine at Augusta,
finish 4 under par.
2:15
Limo back to airport.
Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20
Blowjob
2:30
Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas.
Nap.
3:15
Late afternoon fishing
excursion with topless female crew.
4:15
Blowjob
4:30
Catch world record light
tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00
Jet back home. En route,
get massage from naked supermodel.
7:00
Watch Sportscenter.
7:30
Dinner. Lobster appetizers,
1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
9:00
Relax after dinner with 1789
Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
10:00
Have sex with two
18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:00
Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Go to bed.
11:46
One last blowjob
11:59
Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00
Laugh yourself to sleep.
*Grin* Take care :) |
I never thought I would say this, but that's too many blowjobs. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nite-Mer
I never thought I would say this, but that's too many blowjobs. |
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
SHOCK!!!!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
*Passes out*
:D :rolleyes: |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
SHOCK!!!!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
*Passes out*
:D :rolleyes: |
Shocking, isn't it? |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nite-Mer
Shocking, isn't it? |
Sorry, I just woke up now from the pass out.
Shocking indeed my friend ;) |
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| Zewad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nite-Mer
I never thought I would say this, but that's too many blowjobs. |
agreed... too many,.. the penor wouldnt be able to take all that... 2bjs in the morning then save myself for the rest of the day to play with the 18yos later,..
yes,.. Nov 02 TA alliance :D |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Cheers, mate ;) |
Thank you Orbax man!!!! I drank my face off last night! Hope I made you proud! Can't wait to get the pics!!!! :D
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Sorry I am late, I work much....BUT!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And a great big
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((HUG)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I hope your day is perfect, perhaps something likea dissa:
A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN
6:00
Alarm.
6:15
Blowjob.
6:30
Massive dump while
reading the sports section.
7:00
Breakfast. Filet Mignon,
eggs, toast and tea.
7:30
Limo arrives.
7:45
Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15
Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30
Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45
Play front nine at Augusta,
finish 2 under par.
11:30 Blowjob
11:45
Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on
the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15
Blowjob.
12:30
Play back nine at Augusta,
finish 4 under par.
2:15
Limo back to airport.
Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20
Blowjob
2:30
Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas.
Nap.
3:15
Late afternoon fishing
excursion with topless female crew.
4:15
Blowjob
4:30
Catch world record light
tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00
Jet back home. En route,
get massage from naked supermodel.
7:00
Watch Sportscenter.
7:30
Dinner. Lobster appetizers,
1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
9:00
Relax after dinner with 1789
Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
10:00
Have sex with two
18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:00
Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Go to bed.
11:46
One last blowjob
11:59
Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00
Laugh yourself to sleep.
*Grin* Take care :) |
Awww thank you, Theresa....:) You need a vacation, lov. We hardly talk anymore. :(
Last night was the BEST bday party I ever had, Edgar V @ Crobar in South Beach. YEEESSSSSSSsssss!!!111 |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Awww thank you, Theresa....:) You need a vacation, lov. We hardly talk anymore. :(
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I know :( I'm sorry, I just live in that infernal place of doom called work, and I never have time to keep up with my friends :mad:
We should try and chat more, I am usually online after 12:30AM my time. |
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| TweeK |
Theresa I like your thinking:D
:eyes: |
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| Vlad |
| Happy Birthday fellow Sopranos fanatic. ;) |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
Happy Birthday fellow Sopranos fanatic. ;) |
Hehe Grazi! :D |
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