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Do you masterbate? If so .... (pg. 10)
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| dhope |
Of course I masturbate. The number of times depends of the mood. When suffering depression I cant do it. A week can go without any session. But normally perhaps from one to two times a day. And then there're random days with 0 sessions as well as random days like, ok, many sessions.
edit: fixed a typo |
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| EyesOfExtasy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
YES!!!!!!!!!!
Ange knows what I am talking abooooooooout :)
Best method evar!
No Dave, women are honry littly s. Just like men. We just hide it better! |
Bathtub is also awesome. I learned that trick from watching a porn back in the day. Its virtually effortless. You just lay there and let the water hit you :) also works if the have a really high pressure shower and you are standing up at a certain angle but laying down is more relaxing :) |
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| tranceaholic |
| quote: | Originally posted by torontotrance
well I have not wanked in a long time nor have I looked at porn, I installed net nanny to prevent that and I'm the happiest that I've ever been. |
net nanny? hahahaha thats the funniest software name ever :stongue: |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
Well well, Mr. horny pants. |
beat it. this doesn't concern you, nor Floorfiller, nor UWM...pix are for EyesofExtacy's eyes only. :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Boomer187 |
| In soviet russia, your genitals masturbate you. |
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| bobba lou |
| quote: | Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy
Bathtub is also awesome. I learned that trick from watching a porn back in the day. Its virtually effortless. You just lay there and let the water hit you :) also works if the have a really high pressure shower and you are standing up at a certain angle but laying down is more relaxing :) |
Amen to teh bathtub |
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| Dave Piazza |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
In soviet russia, your genitals masturbate you. |
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| Floorfiller |
| the funniest thing about this thread is everybody just knows Dave is totally getting off to all this stuff :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
the funniest thing about this thread is everybody just knows Dave is totally getting off to all this stuff :stongue: :stongue: |
:nervous:
everytime you post a reply, dave masturbates.
hehe, I love rearrainging that jesus masturbate kiten saying. |
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| Floorfiller |
but seriously...he's all like...
*says in creepy voice*
"laides...TELLLLLL me how you do it...do you touch yourselves?"
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Dave Piazza |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
the funniest thing about this thread is everybody just knows Dave is totally getting off to all this stuff :stongue: :stongue: |
:stongue: :stongue: |
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| Dave Piazza |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
but seriously...he's all like...
*says in creepy voice*
"laides...TELLLLLL me how you do it...do you touch yourselves?"
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
:stongue::stongue::stongue::stongue::stongue::stongue:
omg you almost made fall down laughing !!!:stongue:
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