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Do you masterbate? If so .... (pg. 15)
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| Yan |
Wow. All of you must be great fishermen.
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| dj10 |
| One of the funniest threads i've read. and as someone said earlier i luv myself once or twice a week. Not really a schedule sometimes less!! |
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| LiquidX |
| quote: | Originally posted by JM
eh... i have sex. burns more calories too so i stay fit.
>JM< |
Whaaatt.. you broke Bush's law of Abstinance!! :wtf: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
two words: removable showerhead.
i can't cum standing up. so if the showerhead isn't removable, like on a hose, i gotta lay down.
i have a female friend who masturbates at least once a day AT WORK, and then at least once when she goes home... and she still has insane amounts of sex w/ her boyfriend. they're both freaks.
i also know of guys using massage devices (like those ones you get to relax your sore muscles) to make themselves cum. pretty much equivalent to the idea of a woman using a vibrator.
as for me, the frequency of my masturbation directly corresponds to the frequency of my sexual encounters. the more i get it, the more i want it. which recently equals out to about once every one or two days.
there's my TMI post for the day. :toothless |
well isn't that special :p |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
two words: removable showerhead.
i can't cum standing up. so if the showerhead isn't removable, like on a hose, i gotta lay down.
i have a female friend who masturbates at least once a day AT WORK, and then at least once when she goes home... and she still has insane amounts of sex w/ her boyfriend. they're both freaks.
i also know of guys using massage devices (like those ones you get to relax your sore muscles) to make themselves cum. pretty much equivalent to the idea of a woman using a vibrator.
as for me, the frequency of my masturbation directly corresponds to the frequency of my sexual encounters. the more i get it, the more i want it. which recently equals out to about once every one or two days.
there's my TMI post for the day. :toothless |
lucid i've never felt so close to you :stongue: :stongue: :p |
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| prolikewhoa |
| 6-8 times a week. but then again, i'm not getting any :( |
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| Floorfiller |
is anyone interested in hearing about my masturbation habits :gsmile:
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
6-8 times a week. but then again, i'm not getting any :( |
There's always your parrot love aaarrrrr!! :thepirate Theyd be maken good dildos those feathered vermons do. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
There's always your parrot love aaarrrrr!! :thepirate Theyd be maken good dildos those feathered vermons do. |
everybody knows tis de peg leg she fances arrghhh :thepirate |
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| prolikewhoa |
| actually i just have a vibrator haha sorry guys. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
actually i just have a vibrator haha sorry guys. |
aaaaaaaaaaarrrghhhhhh!!!!! :thepirate
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| DJFreaq |
ummm... lol
shouldn't you all be masturbating instead of wasting your time posting? |
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