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Do guys like big jiggly butts?
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| Callie5 |
| *waits for someone to break out in song* |
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| d!abolic |
| Jiggle jiggle :haha: |
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| tha_broad |
[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna **
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x] |
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| Callie5 |
^^^^
You got it sister
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| trancechaos |
| quote: | Originally posted by tha_broad
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
I like 'em round, and big
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:D :D for sure :happy2:
not jiggly though |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Julia
hey do you guys like big jiggly butts? |
why, u offering? |
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| Kytracid |
All I'm sayin is that butts gotta be spankable...and by that i mean, a quick raps gotta set that baby off in a perpetual motion...
Mmmm, jiggly butts have a hynotic effect on me. That's the African in me speaking... :D
Oh, and you can't discount the added bonus of being able to use that butt as a place to rest your coffee mug if you're a broke ass brotha like me. :haha: |
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| Fir3start3r |
I like woman who HAVE a butt...
I don't like BIG jiggly butts but I do like ones with shape and don't disappear when the garments go on...
The scariest thing I ever saw was in Ikea (Etobicoke) and there was a girl/woman who had the face of an angel but NO butt...I swear to god!!! :eek:
She was like....badly drawn stick figure girl with legs and a body but NO ass.... :wtf:
I had to knudge my buddy and point her out cause I couldn't believe what I was seeing (neither could he).
I'm still recovering...:nervous: |
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| Sly_Guy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
why, u offering? |
OHHH! !
hahaha |
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| DaksGT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fir3start3r
I like woman who HAVE a butt...
I don't like BIG jiggly butts but I do like ones with shape and don't disappear when the garments go on...
The scariest thing I ever saw was in Ikea (Etobicoke) and there was a girl/woman who had the face of an angel but NO butt...I swear to god!!! :eek:
She was like....badly drawn stick figure girl with legs and a body but NO ass.... :wtf:
I had to knudge my buddy and point her out cause I couldn't believe what I was seeing (neither could he).
I'm still recovering...:nervous: |
AMEN |
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| rabbitjoker |
| yes, i prefer for women to have butts (than the alternative - no butt at all, which would look very freaky if you asked me). |
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