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I am the best poster. (pg. 4)
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| JM |
@ Arbiter: i guess everyone has their motivation in life. i guess i realize what yours is...
>JM< |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
That is where you are wrong, my friend. :)
For years, I have ruled several other online communities with an iron fist of vengeance. Here too, with but a minimal effort, I have left my mark in the form of a trail of abandoned accounts. Pitiful newbies who, so embarassed by my simple and eloquent reprimands, could not even bring themselves to post here again.
Many times, I have been attacked by a large number of other posters as well, swarming about me like a pack of rabid dogs. But their teeth had no effect, and their numbers were not enough. And though they would loathe to admit it, the scars they bore on those days remain. I can sense it in their timid responses, I can almost hear the trembling in their voice when they manage to work up the courage to voice dissent from my positions.
For an ordinary poster, such feats would be incredible. But for one such as me, they are only to be expected. Perhaps to rule this place will take a superior effort. But I have never sought out followers before, nor have I failed. The wise quickly flock to me whether I like it or not, for they have mastered the art of joining the winning team. You are most welcome to do the same. |
You are either really funny or really full of . I'm still trying to figure it out. Humour is not your most frequently chosen direction, but I think you're doing a pretty good job right now. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
That is where you are wrong, my friend. :)
For years, I have ruled several other online communities with an iron fist of vengeance. Here too, with but a minimal effort, I have left my mark in the form of a trail of abandoned accounts. Pitiful newbies who, so embarassed by my simple and eloquent reprimands, could not even bring themselves to post here again.
Many times, I have been attacked by a large number of other posters as well, swarming about me like a pack of rabid dogs. But their teeth had no effect, and their numbers were not enough. And though they would loathe to admit it, the scars they bore on those days remain. I can sense it in their timid responses, I can almost hear the trembling in their voice when they manage to work up the courage to voice dissent from my positions.
For an ordinary poster, such feats would be incredible. But for one such as me, they are only to be expected. Perhaps to rule this place will take a superior effort. But I have never sought out followers before, nor have I failed. The wise quickly flock to me whether I like it or not, for they have mastered the art of joining the winning team. You are most welcome to do the same. |
then to the death it is. u may have intelligence my friend. but i have a superior creativness quality which makes noobs tremble in their daddy's leather computer chair. I join nobody. We may part our ways for now. but i have a feeling one day we shall meet post to post in a war that will end all Tranceaddict. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
Once again, I will hang my head in shame at the opinion of "the best poster" in cor. Honestly, I thought you would come up with something more substantial than your previous post with the title you have so undeservingly bestowed upon yourself. |
One needn't use a sledgehammer to kill a fly.
| quote: | | You should take up Vivid Boy's invitation. You obviously lack the wit or plain intelligence to generate a single post that might remotely be construed as being funny. At least Vivid can make me laugh every now and then. |
Since my humor is too complex for you, you're welcome to stick to fart jokes. Keep sticking your head up Vivid's ass and maybe he'll tell you one.
| quote: | | Stick to net-porn. I'm sure you will find a natural talent in hand-eye coordination. |
I'm talented at everything. Do you have any good porn recommendations? You seem quite experienced. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
then to the death it is. u may have intelligence my friend. but i have a superior creativness quality which makes noobs tremble in their daddy's leather computer chair. I join nobody. We may part our ways for now. but i have a feeling one day we shall meet post to post in a war that will end all Tranceaddict. |
So be it then. Farewell until that day. I will be expecting you to be at your best. |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
One needn't use a sledgehammer to kill a fly.
Since my humor is too complex for you, you're welcome to stick to fart jokes. Keep sticking your head up Vivid's ass and maybe he'll tell you one.
I'm talented at everything. Do you have any good porn recommendations? You seem quite experienced. |
*yawn* still lacking there buddy. :rolleyes: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
I'm talented at everything. |
he's not lying, i heard he gives a mean BJ:stongue: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
So be it then. Farewell until that day. I will be expecting you to be at your best. |
and i of you. goodday to you sir. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
*yawn* still lacking there buddy. :rolleyes: |
I'll have to charge you if you want additional lessons. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
he's not lying, i heard he gives a mean BJ:stongue: |
You heard? Ha!
Everyone knows you're talking from personal experience. |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
I'll have to charge you if you want additional lessons. |
How much are you charging him, cause I paid $20 for one of those bj's Jamie mentioned and it wasn't worth it. |
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