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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nite-Mer
How much are you charging him, cause I paid $20 for one of those bj's Jamie mentioned and it wasn't worth it. |
Oh, I'd probably charge him a reasonable fee. Somewhere in the area of 2k/hour.
In the future I'd recommend you pay more attention while the service is being rendered - at that price it should have been obvious you weren't getting the genuine article. Given your description, I'd say that most likely she just gave you one herself. |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
I'll have to charge you if you want additional lessons. |
are these lessons in giving blowjobs.... according to slylee, you're the man when it comes to that. If they are, no thanks. If they are lessons in how to post then I will have to pass that up as well -- No need to drop a few IQ points to sit on your throne. If it is lessons on how to be a self-loving , I have that covered as well. Pretty much all you can school me on is how to draw unnecessary attention to myself by creating a thread such as this that has generated this many responses.... For that I applaud you. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
are these lessons in giving blowjobs.... according to slylee, you're the man when it comes to that. If they are, no thanks. If they are lessons in how to post then I will have to pass that up as well -- No need to drop a few IQ points to sit on your throne. If it is lessons on how to be a self-loving , I have that covered as well. Pretty much all you can school me on is how to draw unnecessary attention to myself by creating a thread such as this that has generated this many responses.... For that I applaud you. |
Oh really? Then what was this PM about?
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Dirk W. wrote on Oct-19-2004 15:21:
Dear Arbiter,
please disregard my comments in your spectacular thread. can you really give me advice on how not to be a disgraceful embarassment? i'm really desperate. my girlfriend left me to become a lesbian and my book on how to self-fellate got lost in the mail. i don't know what i'm gonna do, i feel like i've got to kill myself. please help!!!!111
your biggest fan,
Dirk W.
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| Radagast |
You make Moriarty angry.
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Oh really? Then what was this PM about? |
See, now that made me laugh a little. Clever isn't quite the term I would use, but it was worth a read. You're getting better, grasshopper, and all this time it is I who has been giving you the lessons on posting. I'm glad you took my advice. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
You make Moriarty angry.
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Wouldn't be the first time. I think he learned his lesson last time, though:
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| Radagast |
You're just lucky Simon is too comfortable in a pile of his own filth to come at you.
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
See, now that made me laugh a little. Clever isn't quite the term I would use, but it was worth a read. You're getting better, grasshopper, and all this time it is I who has been giving you the lessons on posting. I'm glad you took my advice. |
For better or for worse it seems your self-esteem is rapidly improving. But don't get too full of yourself quite yet, I've been smashing noobs since you were sucking on your mother's teat. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
You're just lucky Simon is too engorged in a pile of his own filth to come at you.
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Now that's a funny pictar. |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Oh really? Then what was this PM about? |
That PM is one of the funniest pieces of sarcasm I've seen in a while. And if I could mistake you and Jamie, you might have some other issues to attend to. |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
For better or for worse it seems your self-esteem is rapidly improving. But don't get too full of yourself quite yet, I've been smashing noobs since you were sucking on your mother's teat. |
It was never low to begin with. I just agreed with anunevntrade because her head was buried so deep in your pants that there was no point in trying to make an argument with her. I just went with it.
And for the record, I'm still sucking on your mother's "teat" so that has to count for something. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nite-Mer
And if I could mistake you and Jamie, you might have some other issues to attend to. |
You must have been on something if you actually bought the story that you could get a 100% genuine Arbiter blowjob for a meager $20, so I doubt your memory of the encounter is very much up to par anyway. |
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