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Why Indians Can't Be Terrorists
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
yea yea yea this is supposed to be in the humour section but i figure we need something light in TOTA right now...sue me
1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're
there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our
weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before
doing it.
AND
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
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moderator's note:
you missed number 10...
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph
being taken by one of the hostages. |
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| Jayx1 |
Sounds like "Why Ginos cant be terrorists" to me!
LOL |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jayx1
Sounds like "Why Ginos cant be terrorists" to me!
LOL |
no man that would be very different...when i dont feel to lazy ill actually make a list....:eyespop:
(ps. no i got this indian version in an email today) |
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| voodoochild |
ROFL
Us Indian women could never be your accomplices either for-
a) the smell of curry we carry about us is surely to scare people off waaaay ahead of time.
b) our numerous off spring would surely distract us what with the way scurry around us all the time.
c) We are too purdy to be terrorists.
d) We are too passive and shy to take part in anything so ballsy
ooops I almost forgot... our flowing saris don't make for good terrorist's uniform..
that's all I can think of for now...
********btw this is priceless(and true)
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph
being taken by one of the hostages. |
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| E*Master |
Man, and I thought I was bored at work ROFL
Good thread. Thanks for waking me up:crazy: :stongue: |
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| djshan |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
yea yea yea this is supposed to be in the humour section but i figure we need something light in TOTA right now...sue me
1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're
there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our
weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before
doing it.
AND
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
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moderator's note:
you missed number 10...
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph
being taken by one of the hostages. |
11. we all live in brampton.:haha: |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by djshan
11. we all live in brampton.:haha: |
umm no....u may but not i. as well as 3/4 of the indians here:rolleyes: |
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| voodoochild |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
umm no....u may but not i. as well as 3/4 of the indians here:rolleyes: |
uh... did that go over your head, at least all of MY relatives live in Brampton as did I when I first landed.:rolleyes:
actually- DJshan , its more like we used to live in Brampton but we have now spread out to Malton.... meh same vacinity. |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by voodoochild
uh... did that go over your head, at least all of MY relative livein Brampton as did I.:rolleyes:
actually- DJshan , its more like we used to live in Brampton but we have now spread out to Malton.... meh same vacinity. |
i know only one indian family that lives in brampton.....
but maybe thats cos us Goans are always the wierd ones out that dont follow the general norm |
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| TheVrk |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
yea yea yea this is supposed to be in the humour section but i figure we need something light in TOTA right now...sue me
1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're
there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our
weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before
doing it.
AND
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
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moderator's note:
you missed number 10...
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph
being taken by one of the hostages. |
:haha: |
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| djshan |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
i know only one indian family that lives in brampton.....
but maybe thats cos us Goans are always the wierd ones out that dont follow the general norm |
brampton indians are mostly sikh (punjabi). yep, thats right, the DHOL. BHANGRA!!!!:stongue: monish wtf are you? |
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| trancehed99 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
yea yea yea this is supposed to be in the humour section but i figure we need something light in TOTA right now...sue me
1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're
there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our
weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before
doing it.
AND
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
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moderator's note:
you missed number 10...
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph
being taken by one of the hostages. |
how was that remotely funny?
1. If you are all likely to miss your flights, why are there 500 million of you in Brampton?
2. just like on the TTC. My girlfriend hates that!
3. its not the loudness that draws attention its the smell
4. ya airplane food is so good, I always forget why im there.
5. Italians talk with their hands, but they dont put down their mob tools
6. its not an air taxi
7. the terrorists did start a fight in those planes and look where it got them.
8. ahh same reason highschool girls cant be terriosts
9. ahh I knew there was a reason you guys drive like maniacs. not to mention all the lights on the plane whould have a sign that reads "if you see this light flashing please call 911"
10. I think i have to be Indian to get that one
now thats in funny |
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