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Stupidest Thing My Mom Said By Far!!! (pg. 3)
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| paranoik0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by keithos27
if she does, bring her to your computer. go to google (explain what google is) and just type in "" or something and show her how EASY it is to get porn... and tell her how she should trust you and not worry so much bceause you have not been abusing the privelige of using the computer and that "america's top model" it not porn and is actually no where near porn....
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it may work both ways, what if she cuts his internet connection :stongue: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunquest
ok heres a little story hehe
i was watching tv the other day, Fox tv, a regular channel for kids even on regular cable TV, and a show called "The next american top model" was on
so i was watching it, and the girls were all competing in bikinis, so then my mom walks in, she sees me watching this, now today, (the next day) she tells me i thiink we should cancel our satellite because ur watching too much porn, (our satellite has 3 porn channels not that i care or watch them...)
so heres the stupidness if u already havent figured it out:
#1. this was a frikin tv reality show which is on every week,
#2. it was on REGULAR TV, not satellite
#3. if i wanted porn, i have a frikin computer, no one can stop me!
#4. she thinks me watching this porn (which isnt porn) is preventing me from getting a girlfriend...
so thats that! sometimes i just cant take it!!!! i dunno whether to be pissed off or embaraced right now, never knew its so hard being a teen!!! |
:wtf: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
NFI!!! Tell her to do a google search for 'Mandy' or 'Pet Lover' or 'watersports' & see how long it takes her to cancel your internet account! |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
No, Im saying that my dad would of never gotten aroused had it not been for porn, and their night of spontaneous sex would of never created the worlds greatest man, me!
Your assumption is amusing though, even if my mom was a porn star, she still wouldnt of sucked as much dick as you ever could. ;) |
A last ditch attempt at a comeback. I'm not gonna give it a ten, but it's decent. Got a laugh out of me at least. So, you're saying you're mom is unattractive? Your father couldn't get aroused by the idea of sex with her? Cause if so, that's pretty funny. I always laugh when people make the "I ed your mom" joke. My response is always, "My mom's over 50. So if you banged her you are pathetic." Either way that's some brutal honesty. |
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| Bondor |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunquest
ok heres a little story hehe
i was watching tv the other day, Fox tv, a regular channel for kids even on regular cable TV, and a show called "The next american top model" was on
so i was watching it, and the girls were all competing in bikinis, so then my mom walks in, she sees me watching this, now today, (the next day) she tells me i thiink we should cancel our satellite because ur watching too much porn, (our satellite has 3 porn channels not that i care or watch them...)
so heres the stupidness if u already havent figured it out:
#1. this was a frikin tv reality show which is on every week,
#2. it was on REGULAR TV, not satellite
#3. if i wanted porn, i have a frikin computer, no one can stop me!
#4. she thinks me watching this porn (which isnt porn) is preventing me from getting a girlfriend...
so thats that! sometimes i just cant take it!!!! i dunno whether to be pissed off or embaraced right now, never knew its so hard being a teen!!! |
haha that’s funny cus you think you have it bad...
ACTUAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND MY MOM:
me: "mom im going to the store to get some milk"
mom: "wait... "
me: "what?"
mom: "where are you going?"
me: "to the STORE"
mom: "why?"
me: "TO GET SOME MILK"
i love my mom ! |
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| Vivid Boy |
| well u know sometimes parents just dont understand and sometimes kids just watch too much porn. i had a friend like u once that used to watch ALOT of porn. He'd watch it with his dad his sisters. he wouldnt even turn it off when his mom walked in the room, JUST LIKE YOU! well anyways the guy has never had a girlfriend, so i can see why ur mom would be worried about you. Bu t their are options, there is help for these sort of porno addictions man. if u need help u can get it |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Some people think wanking to the cooking channel is wrong tis all.;) |
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| Falcon-X |
Something similar but even worst happened to me.
I was watching the System F - Exhale video on the familly computer a few years back. Then my dad passed behind me and saw when they do a close-up of a girl with ''I love ferry'' written on her breasts and then you see the girls dancing in the club.
Well my dad started yelling to my mom
dad ''HE'S WATCHING PORN''
me ''No I'm not'' (btw you could hear the music playing on the speakers)
mom ''WHAT YOUR WATCHING PORN IN THE LIVING ROOM''
me ''NO!!!!''
dad ''why do you need to watch that?''
mom comes into the room ''well I dont want to talk about it, but dont do this close to where we are''
lol and the music was still playing, tryed to show them the vid but they left the room and it was pointless to bring it up again.
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| Vivid Boy |
best story. i once came home late,walked by downstairs and saw my dad
watching porno.
me: "whatcha watching?"
dad: "porno"
me: "cool" *sits down, 10 mintues pass*
dad: "these girls are going at it"
me: "sure are. k well im going to sleep. goodnight. you gonna stay up?"
dad: "well they aint stoppin are they?"
me: "good point. goodnight"
dad: "goodnight" |
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| Falcon-X |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
best story. i once came home late,walked by downstairs and saw my dad
watching porno.
me: "whatcha watching?"
dad: "porno"
me: "cool" *sits down, 10 mintues pass*
dad: "these girls are going at it"
me: "sure are. k well im going to sleep. goodnight. you gonna stay up?"
dad: "well they aint stoppin are they?"
me: "good point. goodnight"
dad: "goodnight" |
And another piece of the puzzle comes into place |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Falcon-X
And another piece of the puzzle comes into place |
:stongue: :haha: |
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| enferno |
my mom's dumber than your mom. she spilled katchup on her shirt one day, andshe went home and put Visine on it, because, well, "It takes the red out"
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| ilovetrance18 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunquest
ok heres a little story hehe
i was watching tv the other day, Fox tv, a regular channel for kids even on regular cable TV, and a show called "The next american top model" was on
so i was watching it, and the girls were all competing in bikinis, so then my mom walks in, she sees me watching this, now today, (the next day) she tells me i thiink we should cancel our satellite because ur watching too much porn, (our satellite has 3 porn channels not that i care or watch them...)
so heres the stupidness if u already havent figured it out:
#1. this was a frikin tv reality show which is on every week,
#2. it was on REGULAR TV, not satellite
#3. if i wanted porn, i have a frikin computer, no one can stop me!
#4. she thinks me watching this porn (which isnt porn) is preventing me from getting a girlfriend...
so thats that! sometimes i just cant take it!!!! i dunno whether to be pissed off or embaraced right now, never knew its so hard being a teen!!! |
totally agree:D |
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