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Stupidest Thing My Mom Said By Far!!! (pg. 4)
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| LinX |
| why dont you just kill yourself. |
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| CATHAIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by ASOT100
show her wat real porn is |
Just show her the '*******' website and see what happens? |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
This is my salute...to early 80's porn. |

| quote: | Originally posted by CATHAIN
Just show her the '*******' website and see what happens? |
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| itsTrueSonic |
my parents thought i was watching porn when i was watching "the biggest loser" on nbc...
:nervous: :nervous: |
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| Furor Aquila |
| "Son, porn or not you still had your hand in your pants." |
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| UWM |
| Has she noticed several dead kittens lately? Perhaps that would be a clue that you're watching too much porn. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Has she noticed several dead kittens lately? Perhaps that would be a clue that you're watching too much porn. |
EWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF! |
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| bobba lou |
| quote: | Originally posted by Furor Aquila
"Son, porn or not you still had your hand in your pants." |
lol, this is by far the funniest i have read today... |
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| Tranc3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
EWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF! |
c'mon everybody knows that when you masturbate God kills a kitten |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
EWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF! |
It's from one of the commonly used forum pictures. You know, the one that goes:
"Everytime you masturbate, Jesus kills a kitten.
Think of the kittens." |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
It's from one of the commonly used forum pictures. You know, the one that goes:
"Everytime you masturbate, Jesus kills a kitten.
Think of the kittens." |
Jesus is a kitten killer too? i thought it was only God who had the powers to kill kittens... :p
i was really scared to enter anything using the words "masturbate" "god" "kills" and "kitten" on google image search. thankfully people named their images accordingly so it was easy to find without having to see penises and dead kittens. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
thankfully people named their images accordingly so it was easy to find without having to see penises and dead kittens. |
:stongue: :stongue:
I don't know why I laughed so hard at that. |
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