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If (Man(Vagina(Day)) == true) {
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| La5eR |
System.out.println("TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:");
System.out.println("10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.");
System.out.println("9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.");
System.out.println("8. See if they could finally do a split.");
System.out.println("7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.");
System.out.println("6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes");
System.out.println("5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.");
System.out.println("4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.");
System.out.println("3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.");
System.out.println("2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.");
System.out.println("And the # 1 thing a man would do is:");
System.out.println("1. Finally find that damn G-spot.");
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| SgtFoo |
you forgot the close the loop,
and...
};
//end main
my c++ is so rusty |
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| echosystm |
| the joke itself is mildly hilarious but was ruined by nerdy rambling :( |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| quote: | Originally posted by SgtFoo
you forgot the close the loop,
and...
};
//end main
my c++ is so rusty |
indeed...it's java, not c++! lol.. |
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| RenderedDream |
can't be c++..
comparison of equality in c++ is ==, not = |
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| Wildfir3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by echosystm
the joke itself is mildly hilarious but was ruined by nerdy rambling :( |
+1
oh well, guess it's just someone who learned how to write a few lines of java and wanted to show off ;) |
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| Transporter |
| that will never compile ..:whip: |
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| Tranc3 |
Aye, 'tis Java as it uses the Java terminology as well. And the loop is closed.
When I read Man(Vagina(Day)) I thought "find the manual for having a vagina with the day property?" |
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| La5eR |
| Yes you were right it wouldnt have compiled. I had an = and not an == thnx for the error. |
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| SgtFoo |
while ((you==java) && (I == C++)) {
cout <<"Compile this, BITCH!!..... lol\n">>;
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bah.. |
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| Basstard |
| i wish i was that cool :( |
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| Geoff |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranc3
Aye, 'tis Java as it uses the Java terminology as well. And the loop is closed.
When I read Man(Vagina(Day)) I thought "find the manual for having a vagina with the day property?" |
haha yea search the API
and it's not a loop, it's an if statement |
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