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If (Man(Vagina(Day)) == true) { (pg. 2)
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Ek0nomik
quote:
Originally posted by La5eR
Yes you were right it wouldnt have compiled. I had an = and not an == thnx for the error.


& the fact that you are missing other elements to the program... :(
b.cl4y
int i = 0;

while (i == 0)
{
System.out.println("STOP USING JAVA CODE IN POSTS!")
}
OrZonE
quote:
Originally posted by b.cl4y
int i = 0;

while (i == 0)
{
System.out.println("STOP USING JAVA CODE IN POSTS!")
}


while (0 == 0)
{
System.out.println("STOP USING JAVA CODE IN POSTS!");
}

would be FAR more efficient
rez
dissapointing

keep beleiving that code will one day unlock the matrix allowing you to master the universe... YES THERES HOPE

geeks pfft
AnotherWay83
quote:
Originally posted by OrZonE
while (0 == 0)
{
System.out.println("STOP USING JAVA CODE IN POSTS!");
}

would be FAR more efficient


actually the following would be even better:

while (true) {

//rest same as yours

}

OK NOW EVERYBODY STOP thx bye
OrZonE
quote:
Originally posted by AnotherWay83
actually the following would be even better:

while (true) {

//rest same as yours

}


well...I haven't coded for a while...so there!:cool:
yogi bear
program doesnt work it suppose to be

public class vagina
{
public static void main (String[] args)
{
System.out.println("TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:");
System.out.println("10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.");
System.out.println("9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.");
System.out.println("8. See if they could finally do a split.");
System.out.println("7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.");
System.out.println("6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes");
System.out.println("5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.");
System.out.println("4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.");
System.out.println("3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.");
System.out.println("2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.");
System.out.println("And the # 1 thing a man would do is:");
System.out.println("1. Finally find that damn G-spot.");
}
}
N|te-L|fe
quote:
Originally posted by echosystm
the joke itself is mildly hilarious but was ruined by nerdy rambling :(


:stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha:
Rob
test
test
test
test
Rob
TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do a split.

Rob
quote:
Originally posted by Rob
TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do a split.


import java.io.*;
import java.lang.*;

public class textColors{
public static void main(String[] args)throws IOException{
BufferedReader stdin = new BufferedReader(
new InputStreamReader(System.in));

System.out.println("Enter a string: ");
String in = stdin.readLine();

String red = "[COLOR=red*]";
String redC = "[/COLOR*]";

String blue = "[COLOR=green*]";
String blueC = "[/COLOR*]";

String green = "[COLOR=YELLOW*]";
String greenC= "[/COLOR*]";

String orange ="[COLOR=BLUE]";
String orangeC= "[/COLOR*]";


int i = 0;
while(i < in.length()){
System.out.print(red);
System.out.print(in.charAt(i));
System.out.print(redC);
i++;
System.out.print(blue);
System.out.print(in.charAt(i));
System.out.print(blueC);
i++;
System.out.print(orange);
System.out.print(in.charAt(i));
System.out.print(orangeC);
i++;
System.out.print(green);
System.out.print(in.charAt(i));
System.out.print(greenC);
i++;
}

}

}

:D
Rob
test:nervous:
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