|
Funny,Weird or Stupid away messages people leave (pg. 2)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| away studying the back of my eye lids |
|
|
| amnesiak |
| Most people on my list turn off their computers when they're away. |
|
|
| Floorfiller |
| i like to leave stuff about masturbation and see who is the first to respond to it hehehe.... |
|
|
| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i like to leave stuff about masturbation and see who is the first to respond to it hehehe.... |
aaaaah man one of my best friends would let us leave away messages when we left his house
so for a while, we'd always put 'masturbating...A LOT' cause he had it up as a joke once
and we did it often enough we hoped that people would start taking it seriously
and then for a while
and one of his saved ones, for w/e reason, was 'its christmas, what else would i be doing?'
and lately its been 'its christmas, why wouldn't i be masturbating...A LOT'
aaaah the joys of high school |
|
|
| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by fitom tiel
dude, that's Dido |
So is this one:
When your stoned baby, and I am drunk, and we make love, it feels, a little desolate.
EDIT: I used to have an awesome beatboxing I had typed of Wizzy Noise - Radical Payne, but I lost it. Im off to try and find it.
EDITEDIT: Ok, it seems to be gone forever, but it was awesome, and totally senseless.
You must trsut me. |
|
|
| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by fitom tiel
dude, that's Dido |
nah he's a good friend of mine too, and he's completely emo
then one day i showed him dido (back before her newer album came out) and i was like hey man, her stuff's depressing, and its a chick singing, and she's hot
and now he listens to dido
now where the hell's TTA?
i swear he's got an alarm for anytime anyone mentions dido |
|
|
| XeCUTionER |
"Getränke holen und dann zur Lena poppen"
i thinks, i means something like:
"Get some Beverages and after that go to have sex with Lena" |
|
|
| itsTrueSonic |
my personal fav is ..
"hello. i am sorry i am not online right now. please leave your name and ip address, and i will get back to you when i have all your information inside your hard drive."
or
"hello. i am sorry i am not online right now. i am currently trying to stalk another online member right now. leave your name and address, and i will get back with you." |
|
|
| lücid |
meh none of my buddies have cool away messages up right now.
i have a bunch of good ones on my home computer, maybe i'll post them later. |
|
|
| jonze234 |
all my friends put up lyrics from songs. im not really sure why, but heres one that i use sometimes.
Detective Loya: Did you ever ask her if you wanted, if you could cum in her face?
Kobe Bryant: Yes. That's when she said no.
Loya: So what did, what did you say?
Kobe: Um, you know, that's when I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no.
Loya: So you like to cum in your partner's face?
Kobe: That's my thing.
exerpt from the Kobe Bryant police interview |
|
|
| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
Detective Loya: Did you ever ask her if you wanted, if you could cum in her face?
Kobe Bryant: Yes. That's when she said no.
Loya: So what did, what did you say?
Kobe: Um, you know, that's when I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no.
Loya: So you like to cum in your partner's face?
Kobe: That's my thing.
exerpt from the Kobe Bryant police interview |
LOL!!!:haha: :haha:
Link plz if possible?:D |
|
|
| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
LOL!!!:haha: :haha:
Link plz if possible?:D |
kobe bryant
it starts on the bottom of the page and goes onto page 19 |
|
|
|
|
