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Funny,Weird or Stupid away messages people leave (pg. 3)
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
kobe bryant
it starts on the bottom of the page and goes onto page 19 |
this should be a good read,thanks:D |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by blazed it
i use this one:
Yeah, I get a kick out of reading away messages too. |
the last time i saw a thread like this someone said the same thing just without "i use this one:"
and then people started replying to him about it :haha: |
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| vswede |
| quote: | Originally posted by itsTrueSonic
my personal fav is ..
"hello. i am sorry i am not online right now. please leave your name and ip address, and i will get back to you when i have all your information inside your hard drive."
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"hello. i am sorry i am not online right now. i am currently trying to stalk another online member right now. leave your name and address, and i will get back with you." |
lol u nerd.. |
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| placebo |
| I am away from my computer right now. |
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| itsTrueSonic |
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
I am away from my computer right now. |
you can play along with your avatar, like ..
"i apologize i am away. i am currently with o.j. simpson inking a deal to open a nudie bar. i am inside his ford bronco right now"
:nervous: :nervous: |
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by itsTrueSonic
you can play along with your avatar, like ..
"i apologize i am away. i am currently with o.j. simpson inking a deal to open a nudie bar. i am inside his ford bronco right now"
:nervous: :nervous: |
hahah wtf hahaha |
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| st3nc |
usually i just quote a clever rhyme from a rap song.
"casue if you act like a bitch, then you get slapped like a bitch"
"bitch, im out ya when i nut, fo real" |
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| LoCa |
this is the only away msg im getting right now from my friend (the others put themselves as away but don't leave a message... bah):
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You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where they f**k is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??
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| Sunsnail |
| love snail spam: I am not available because I am cleaning a room that takes up the whole screen. |
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| enferno |
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb??
One to screw it in and a wee one to suck my ing cock! |
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| Trazedict |
'My dog's name is cigarette.'
'Oh? That's a strange name...'
'He has no legs.'
'Uh...'
'Yeah, every night I take him out for a drag.'
'...' |
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| DragonsEmerald |
| Hmm, the only person thats away is this hot chick, and she left her cell phone number with area code... |
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