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are british women pretty? (pg. 14)
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| Nell |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
Cmon now, since when has man boobies, lobster tans, tucked in football shirts and Wayne Rooney ears picked up the chicks? |
and since when has oversized-badly cut-blonde-mullets, on scrawny shouldered crouts called "jurgen-the-german" been attractive to women?
off nazi. |
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| Nell |
| quote: | Originally posted by donegalredneck
What the is your problem? |
dont mind that skeletor look-a-like, been snorting far too much cocaine. |
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| Slylee |
| hahah like u would know what is attractive to women. go buy some more tight jeans and bleach for your gay ass hair cut. and u should try snorting a little coke yourself chubrock. :p |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nell
and since when has oversized-badly cut-blonde-mullets, on scrawny shouldered crouts called "jurgen-the-german" been attractive to women?
off nazi. |
Germans, and Aussies, have been stealing your women for years, its too easy.
Groups of drunk men hooting out at girls whilst acting like hooligans in other countries has never been all that attractive, although I did hear that one English guy got laid during the Euro Champs in Portugal. The lucky boy.
And for all you guys thinking that showing a picture of David Beckham somehow proves that England is full of hot guys, give me a break. The guy is that dumb, if you look at his eyes hard enough you will see the back of his head. And he is ing skinny spice, some super hotty he is.
Maybe its the English weather makes you lot go a bit loopy. Grey, miserable, rainy, cold, morbid, and then there is winter. |
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| Nell |
yeah i do know what it takes actually. i go for good looking girls not dogs like yourself though.
i've tried coke, but i dont need to snort it by the bucket load. you'll start to burn the middle section out if you keep up that 50kg a day habbit. |
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| Nell |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
Germans, and Aussies, have been stealing your women for years, its too easy.
Groups of drunk men hooting out at girls whilst acting like hooligans in other countries has never been all that attractive, although I did hear that one English guy got laid during the Euro Champs in Portugal. The lucky boy.
And for all you guys thinking that showing a picture of David Beckham somehow proves that England is full of hot guys, give me a break. The guy is that dumb, if you look at his eyes hard enough you will see the back of his head. And he is ing skinny spice, some super hotty he is.
Maybe its the English weather makes you lot go a bit loopy. Grey, miserable, rainy, cold, morbid, and then there is winter. |
you go tiger!
step up to my challenge and post a picture of yourself. |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nell
and since when has oversized-badly cut-blonde-mullets, on scrawny shouldered crouts called "jurgen-the-german" been attractive to women?
off nazi. |
I blame the blonde mullet thing squarely on james zabiela.
I shouldnt talk, i have long hair, which happens to be blonde. |
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| beats and beeps |
I dont want to sound rude, but is that sweat marks around your armpits, or shadows? |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
I dont want to sound rude, but is that sweat marks around your armpits, or shadows? |
Yes, showing all the effects of overheating a little from a powerful stimulant. |
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| Nell |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
Yes, showing all the effects of overheating a little from a powerful stimulant. |
that'll be a cup of coffee in your case. i dont think i'll bite you though, thats a bit too gay. why dont you get your mate on the left of you to give you a bite? his cardigain tank top combined with that lovely grin says he'll do more than bite you. although you seem closer to the guy on the right. :conf: |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nell
that'll be a cup of coffee in your case. i dont think i'll bite you though, thats a bit too gay. why dont you get your mate on the left of you to give you a bite? his cardigain tank top combined with that lovely grin says he'll do more than bite you. although you seem closer to the guy on the right. :conf: |
Coffee is a bit wild for me, I don't want to burn away my good old cns just yet.
Although sex between mates might be standard issue in good old Ingerland, in Australia we tend to go for girls.
Sorry to disappoint you with no blonde mullet, stonewash denim or lederhosen.
So where is your pic for me to critique? |
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