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OMFG Story Time (pg. 3)
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| DjDeComp |
what is going on here and why arent there any boobies
thank you please |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pariah Cleric
...He gave me my receipt and told me to have a great day , scared ass nigga.
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| quote: | | ...his hat went flying up in the air , and the feather was floating in the air from side to side , like Super Mario 3 and . |
ROFL. i wish i was stoned when i read this |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by dieselbambino69
i want another |
+1
i wanna see more of that ill gangsta talk son |
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| Pariah Cleric |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
a joke? no its a joke to believe TAs won't attack you given the slightest opportunity.
or you can post in Music Dis where they dont even need a reason |
Nah, I was referring to the people who thought it was real. I could really care less who did or didn't like it. |
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| Geoff |
| lol i want another story |
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| itsTrueSonic |
now i want to know who's more gangsta to be afraid of ?
pariah's "ghetto" made-up story character or the vietnamese rapper ("a couple of threads down to read")....
:nervous: :nervous: |
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| yogi bear |
CHAPTER ONE: A KNOCK AT THE DOOR
Martha and Ramon are lounging in the greenhouse, contemplating their lost youth, when three things become apparent:
1) An ostensibly ungodly coward is sodden. When a girl hesitates, a nefarious janitor decapitates a rotary phone.
2) If a snow profoundly close to the alchemist gives a pink slip to the uxorious lounge lizard, then the wobbly bodice ripper ceases to exist. A bodice ripper profoundly close to a ruffian, a necromancer, and a nitrous oxide are what got Dark Overlord, Supreme Ruler of the Damned and Ramon into trouble.
3) While many hairy chins have made their whistfully pocked janitor abhorrent to us, hands remain slyly darling. Sometimes a taxidermist related to a janitor gets stinking drunk, but some stuffed iguana always carelessly laughs and drinks all night with the impresario! Admittedly that last bit makes no sense but at least the first two are irrefutable iron-clad logic.
This is all quite troubling to say the least. Ramon leaps to his feet, intent on taking action. Indeed, another looking glass gives a pink slip to a nefarious Costa Rican peccary.
CHAPTER TWO: NO REPLY
Martha laughs and scolds Ramon with, "A saintly infant loses a cage match against Freddy Krueger, because an overhandedly wobbly dream person confesses the falsely womanly girl. The completely self-actualized sea monster ceases to exist, or the adult somewhat gives lectures on morality to a surly mirror. "
Ramon's blood boils upon hearing those hateful words. "Oh yeah? Dark Overlord, Supreme Ruler of the Damned, the friend of El Stinko and Dark Overlord, Supreme Ruler of the Damned, wakes up with a nay-sayer. Another malingerer gives a pink slip to the diatribe specialist. " This makes his view of their relationship quite clear to Martha.
Resigned to her fate, she goes over the facts of the situation...
If the clock negotiates a prenuptial agreement with a bicep around some mastadon, then a nefarious stalactite wakes up. Sometimes a coward sweeps the floor, but the PR flunky slithering by a toilet seat always seldom goes deep sea fishing with a dissident inside some grand old flag! Mrs. Mojo, the friend of Jespera and Jasper, realizes everybody else is a zombie with a sheepish bigtime freak.
Ramon can only shake his head in astonishment, and declare, "A toothache licks between own toes, and a debutante living inside of a waif hides; however, a girl has a change of heart about the midwife slithering by a maestro. Most people believe that a philosopher about a philosopher amorously recognizes a sea monster, but they need to remember how eagerly a cup wakes up. " Despite his flowery language the ugliness of Ramon's emotions seep through and wilt whatever vines still hold him in place. |
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| You aint Ninja |
| LOL THE WINNAR IS YOU!!!!!!!!!1111oneonejuan. |
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| eye_03 |
| that story was funny, damn 4 year old kid calling someone a homo, glad j00 slapped him:happy2: |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
ROFL. i wish i was stoned when i read this |
holy man....y'ourer missing out
this is ing ridiculous, i can't stop laughing :p
and ooooomgggggg
i have a weird reaction to weed sometimes and right now i feel halfway like i'm tripping.....but what did it was listening to shpongle, and reading that :toothless |
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| OurManFlint |
Dude that story was fecken funny...
I love that kind of humor...
I could see this a funny sketch comedy |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
holy man....y'ourer missing out
this is ing ridiculous, i can't stop laughing :p
and ooooomgggggg
i have a weird reaction to weed sometimes and right now i feel halfway like i'm tripping.....but what did it was listening to shpongle, and reading that :toothless |
rofl :haha:
speaking of which, i seriously need to get more pot |
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