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| Pariah Cleric |
Little in bucktoothed White kid yo. I went to this store called Gamestop where they sell video games , I'm a grown ass man but I still like buying old Super Nintendo games cause they only cost like $3 , you just can't beat those prices. I get to re-live my childhood through these games. Like NBA LIVE 1993 and , with skinny ass Shawn Kemp. So I'm in the store in the clearance bin flipping through all the cartridges , and then I saw what would be the ultimate pickup ......... FAMILY FEUD!!! THE VIDEO GAME!!! On Super Nintendo.
I held the cartridge up in the air like it was a trophy , and right when I brought my arm back down I felt something brush up against my elbow. Turned out that I hit this little kid on the forehead. I was like "Oh man!" and right before I could apologize to the kid he says "Homo". I was like "Huh?" , he says it again louder this time ... "HOMO!!!".
I took 2 steps back and evaluated the situation further. I looked around the store and everybody was staring & laughing at me. They were acting like this little kid sonned me. I was startled by all of this. This kid was wearin one of them Polo sweaters with the teddy bear on the front like that kanye west. Little tetherball playin muthafukka.
I was like "FUKK IT , THIS IS CHILDISH" and decided to go pay for my game at the counter. The clerk behind the counter was wearing one of those Zelda hats , with a feather in it and . I said to him "You look like a fukking dork with that hat , you pull any women?". He gave me my receipt and told me to have a great day , scared ass nigga. But then I noticed something special , I looked behind him and saw a Nintendo Power Glove , I was like "Holy smokes! Is that the nintendo power glove?" , he says "Sure is bud". I asked him "Can I see it?" and he took it off the rack and handed it to me. I caressed it for a few moments then tried it on , it was just like the good ol' days again , childhood memories started coming back to me. So I'm wearing the glove and decided to walk over to the kid who was testing his gangsta on me earlier , he was like "WOWWWWW THE POWER GLOVE" and immediately after he said that I punched him right in the center of his forehead , "BLOPPP!!!" , like Sagat from Street Fighter , tiger uppercutted that Sunny Delight drinking motherfukker. His little ass flew back into one of the racks , all these magazines & books were spilling on him , and he was just laying there stunned like an old ass Muhammad Ali. I looked at the power glove and said "DAYUM!". Then Zelda boy was like "HEY YOU CANT DO THAT!!!!". I was like "You right" and I took the glove off and was about to hand it over to him , then I pulled it back and swung the nintendo power glove right across his face. Slapped the out of this Elf lookin fukkhead with the power of the g-l-o-v-e. I hit him with the buttons and too , his hat went flying up in the air , and the feather was floating in the air from side to side , like Super Mario 3 and . So I jumped up like the Air Jordan logo and grabbed it! But nothing happened though cause I still felt the same. I looked around the store and nobody was laughing this time. I seen some Japanese kid in the back playing X-Box , he had his game on Pause , that's how serious this was.
Anyway , just thought I'd share this story. Can't even go to the damn video game store nowadays without some gangsta poppin off. I feel like 50 Cent without the muscles.
I'm about to slap this Family Feud joint in the SNES console and re-live my childhood... |
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| cheesy |
| Lay off the drugs buddy... |
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| UWM |
| How long did it take you to fabricate that long-winded lie? |
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| nrjizer |
| Family Feud was ing great. So many hilarious moments. |
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| DarkAngel |
What the bloody ....?
And inb4damuthafukinlok. |
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| UWM |
| I wonder if women in the 21st Century would slap sexual harrassment suits on Richard Dawson if he tried to kiss them. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
And inb4damuthafukinlok. |
plus 1. |
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| dieselbambino69 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
i dont care what nobody says, u gangsta nigga! |
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| Pariah Cleric |
| quote: | Originally posted by dieselbambino69
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
i dont care what nobody says, u gangsta nigga! |
hanh |
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| itsTrueSonic |
:wtf: :wtf:
the COR doesn't have this lately ..
if you come up with these "episodes" you have .. let's hear them ..
good for the eyes ..
ever think about writing for the newspaper dude ? .. probably the comics section .. :haha: :haha: |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by nrjizer
Family Feud was ing great. So many hilarious moments. |
Uninteresting Fact #629:
The British version of the show, which started in 1978, is called Family Fortunes. The producers reportedly claimed that they considered the word "feud" too confrontational. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fundamental
Uninteresting Fact #629:
The British version of the show, which started in 1978, is called Family Fortunes. The producers reportedly claimed that they considered the word "feud" too confrontational. |
wait a minute...so there IS a show that came from the US over to Britain?
:eyes: :eyes: |
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