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Weird stuff that happens to you when you are stoned. (pg. 2)
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| AlphaStarred |
| if im super stoned and the phone rings and i know its not one of my friends or something, im too paranoid to pick it up and usually just sit back and listen to music ehe. |
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| TuanAnh213 |
| weirdest when my dick somehow detached from my body, grew wings and started flying around the room...i was like..."wow" |
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| Camwin |
| Anyone seen Supertroopers? :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Lephaid |
One time I thought I heard a fire alarm and I was like, "OH MY GOD, THE BONG SMOKE SET IT OFF! THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE!!!"
Then after about 5 minutes of stoner scrambling and panicking I realized it was the microwave beeping from the taco I put in it when I started sparking up. :p |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lephaid
One time I thought I heard a fire alarm and I was like, "OH MY GOD, THE BONG SMOKE SET IT OFF! THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE!!!"
Then after about 5 minutes of stoner scrambling and panicking I realized it was the microwave beeping from the taco I put in it when I started sparking up. :p |
BAHAHHA that's sweet!! |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lephaid
One time I thought I heard a fire alarm and I was like, "OH MY GOD, THE BONG SMOKE SET IT OFF! THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE!!!"
Then after about 5 minutes of stoner scrambling and panicking I realized it was the microwave beeping from the taco I put in it when I started sparking up. :p |
Too many times have I been stoned and forgot I put something in the microwave...I'm then reminded when I follow the smoke trail back to the microwave, hehe. |
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| lücid |
whatever you do... do NOT go to the mall when you're stoned. :nervous:
i don't think i've ever had anything really weird happen when i was stoned, just typical stoner stuff. i tend to overanalyze everything though, and i'll think or talk about 1 topic for a loooong ass time until i realize i don't even know what i'm talking about. |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
whatever you do... do NOT go to the mall when you're stoned. :nervous:
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Try going to the mall stoned during the Christmas shopping season...soooo many people, scary:nervous: |
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| Absolut_Vodka |
| Me and my mate had smoked a few dutch splifs, which just ed us over. Not being able to talk, nor walk, we decided to settle down and watch a movie. The follwing night, I rolled up another splif, and decided to just chill in my room and watch the big lebowski, which i heard was a great stoner movie. Towards the end, my friend came and being very high and enjoying the movie to the very fullest, I invited him to watch it with me. "why you watching the big lebowski again?" he says in which i respond "what you talking bout". lol It turns out I'm watching the same movie we watched the day before. Its funny though, cuz throughout the whole movie, not a single time did it ever occur to me that perhaps, just perhaps I've seen this movie before. I had 0 recollction of ever watching it. |
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| muzzybear |
It takes me forever to do stuff like clean up.... I putter around forever, going from space to space with little piles of stuff.
I can't drive on the highway either. I almost pass out. It happened once on the way back from Ottawa one time. Everything went white. Freaked me out. Then again driving to a friend's cottage at night. Had to pull over both times!
Freaky! |
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| NiteMer |
I've had some really weird stuff happen while stoned.
It was a good friend's 19th birthday and he was having a birthday party. Another guy had some weed so we smoked a huge blunt. I had already been drinking a bit at this point. The keg ran out and I was the only person over 21. So I volunteer to get another one, given a ride. I got a ride with the guy who brought the buddha. I was so messed up, and the people at the liquor store asked me what I was doing that night?
I tell them that it's my friends 19th birthday and that I'm getting the keg for his party. (Stupid). Luckily I didn't know the town well or I would have told them where it was.
We go out to the car to load the keg and the store employee loading it tells us, "If you guys are going to a party with minors, I would be very careful." Just as we are about to leave a police officer comes up to the drivers window and flashes his badge. Then something must of happened, because he took off into the parking lot. We left and I noticed an unmarked car tailing us. We drove some back streets and eventually lost them. We left the keg in the car and I told my friend not to get it. He did and the cops eventually came and threw him in jail on his birthday. Myself and some others were hiding in a closet.
At one point some mid 20's latino guys came in talking about the Broncos and seemed very suspicious. I was paranoid and ran out the house and hid for about 30 minutes, without a jacket, in about 30 degree weather.
Definitely one of the weirder experiences. |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by NiteMer
I've had some really weird stuff happen while stoned.
It was a good friend's 19th birthday and he was having a birthday party. Another guy had some weed so we smoked a huge blunt. I had already been drinking a bit at this point. The keg ran out and I was the only person over 21. So I volunteer to get another one, given a ride. I got a ride with the guy who brought the buddha. I was so messed up, and the people at the liquor store asked me what I was doing that night?
I tell them that it's my friends 19th birthday and that I'm getting the keg for his party. (Stupid). Luckily I didn't know the town well or I would have told them where it was.
We go out to the car to load the keg and the store employee loading it tells us, "If you guys are going to a party with minors, I would be very careful." Just as we are about to leave a police officer comes up to the drivers window and flashes his badge. Then something must of happened, because he took off into the parking lot. We left and I noticed an unmarked car tailing us. We drove some back streets and eventually lost them. We left the keg in the car and I told my friend not to get it. He did and the cops eventually came and threw him in jail on his birthday. Myself and some others were hiding in a closet.
At one point some mid 20's latino guys came in talking about the Broncos and seemed very suspicious. I was paranoid and ran out the house and hid for about 30 minutes, without a jacket, in about 30 degree weather.
Definitely one of the weirder experiences. |
LOL.. totally 'stoned up'
wish i had some entertaining story like that to tell but mines arent as fun, gotten arrested for smoking weed by an undercover dt. ing 21 jumpstreet style:o what else... uhh.. yeah dropped my bowl couple times when i was high and broke them... heh. |
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