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Weird stuff that happens to you when you are stoned.
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| töbias |
I can never work out why really strange and random things happen to you when you are stoned, or if its just that they seem strange because you are stoned.
Like one night I was walking in one of Brisbane's parks on the river pretty late at night, about 1am, and chatting to this girl, and we were having quite a good time after a bit of a session. I'm not really a weed smoker, so I tend to get really bent.
Strangely this car keeps driving past on the street near us, then turning around at the end of the street and driving back past us driving really slowly. Anyway it was a late night, and he was really suspicious, and I was mega paranoid. Finally he does it again and he stops his car and signals to come over.
So I walk over to the car, and I'm really wasted so if he pulls a gun or wants to fight I'm gonna be a 'tard and have no hope. And this weird looking guy says that he got mugged by a guy with a knife that was now following us, and going to attack us.
like this never happens, but always seems to when trashayed. |
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| Zewad |
i got in a car accident in the krispy kream drive through while high
i opend a window of hot-boxed car to a cop to ask for directions (i forgot it was boxed) |
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| gd_nimrod |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
...and I was mega paranoid.
like this never happens, but always seems to when trashayed. |
Well, its always cause when youre stoned you think about weed too much.
Next time youre stoned, think about "am i thinking about this cause im stoned or cause i would normally...?" |
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| Camwin |
| i don't know if this is 'weird' but if i'm drinking and having weed as well i get chronic back pain, it was sore and i passed out once after about 2 wine bottle coz i had such a sore as back,plus when you have weed i tend to feel pain more. |
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| Boomer187 |
| I was driving 15 MPH on teh highway. |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by gd_nimrod
Well, its always cause when youre stoned you think about weed too much.
Next time youre stoned, think about "am i thinking about this cause im stoned or cause i would normally...?" |
Thats a good point.
But its kinda ironic that even after I realise this it still happens.
Oh well, must be just me... |
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| BTG |
| i said somthing smart once. |
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| rooibos |
| It seems whenever I am stoned, the phone rings, but by the time I get to it, they hung up. I can run to the phone 5 times a day while high. :l |
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| AwakenedAddict |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
I was driving 15 MPH on teh highway. |
Haha I was forced to drive my friend's Eurovan home and it was only the 2nd car i'd ever driven stick on. I didn't know about the wierd reverse on volkswagon transmissions either... I was so ripped i couldn't get the thing out of third gear.. on the highway. Got her up to like 40mph but i was paraniod as ever (and since i'm pretty chronic i'm hardly ever paranoid). Managed to get to my friend's house allright, lucky me. |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by rooibos
It seems whenever I am stoned, the phone rings, but by the time I get to it, they hung up. I can run to the phone 5 times a day while high. :l |
Haha.
Like one day I'm stopped at the lights in my car and someone taps on my window, I myself, and then they ask for directions.
When does that ever happen? |
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| GT357 |
| hows THIS for weird. after smoking i always wake up covered in potato chips and my dick in my hand. |
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| rooibos |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
Like one day I'm stopped at the lights in my car and someone taps on my window, I myself, and then they ask for directions.
When does that ever happen? |
I woulda ing freaked. :p |
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