|
Joke
|
View this Thread in Original format
| Dmatrox |
I got this from a newsletter in my email:
The Toastmaster
A good Irish man, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club.
One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest of who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. So he went home and told his wife, Mary, that he made the best toast of the night.
She asked, "Aye, what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!" |
|
|
| razerscutpeople |
| hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
|
|
| razerscutpeople |
im going to paint a pretty picture.
im going to paint it with a twist.
im going to paint it with a razorblade.
im going to paint it on my wrist. |
|
|
| trance85 |
| ^ why'd you post your poem in this thread? ^ |
|
|
| razerscutpeople |
| quote: | Originally posted by trance85
^ why'd you post your poem in this thread? ^ |
^ why is your name trance85?
I felt like it, u got a problem with it?:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: |
|
|
| trance85 |
| quote: | | ^ why is your name trance85? |
lol good point
actually when I joined this forum it was just to ask a couple questions and for initial advice into DJing, I really didn't have any intention of sticking around, so it was more of a temporary name :/ Guess I should see if I could get it changed to something real then ... |
|
|
| Halcyon+On+On |
heh funny joke...
:toothless |
|
|
| Junsayn |
he he he....good one!
Sounds like 'me' father with 'me' mother. |
|
|
| R.j. |
| quote: | Originally posted by razerscutpeople
^ why is your name trance85?
I felt like it, u got a problem with it?:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
ah man funny ass poem ( is it suppose to be funny?:nervous: ) |
|
|
| razerscutpeople |
| I donno i didnt intend it to be. |
|
|
|
|
