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Temperatures in the world and Norway
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| 2fan |
Temperatures in the world and Norway
+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.
+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.
-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.
-40°C / -40°F
Paris starts cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.
-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegians army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south. The Norwegians army goes out on winter survival training.
-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegians cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movement halts. The Norwegians start saying, "Faen, d e kaldt i dag."
-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over; Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
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| jp |
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| tu_face |
| :stongue: :stongue: |
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| RaMPo |
| quote: | Originally posted by jp
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:stongue: :haha: good one |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| Blatantly stolen from the original finnish version. The eurovision song contest is a dead giveaway. |
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| N|te-L|fe |
Lol !! Excellent:D
We're pretty close here in Canada too |
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| tu_face |
| except that you don't have eurovision, lucky bastards. |
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| Cloudburst |
Good one. :D
If you look on a map Norway, Sweden, Finland are all one the same altitude as northern Canada. No wonder people think it's cold here. ;) |
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| N|te-L|fe |
| quote: | Originally posted by tu_face
except that you don't have eurovision, lucky bastards. |
Mwehehe, we have our lame channels, dont worry ;) |
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| Misty Kitty |
imagine if eurovision was a permanent channel :eek:
we're very lucky its only once a year! |
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