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| embeejay |
A Married couple decided to go on a vacation. To make it special, they
decided to book a room at the same hotel where they had their honeymoon,
20 years earlier. But because they were both busy at work, getting their
vacation time to match, was difficult. They ended up scheduling it so the
husband would arrive thursday, and the wife would arrive the day after.
After arriving, the husband checked into the hotel. In their room he found
a computer, and decided to send an email to his beloved wife. He made a
small mistake with the email address however, and ended up mailing somebody
else ...
Somewhere else, a widdow had just gotten home from her late husbands funeral. The
deceased, was the local minister, who had been called to the heavens, after a
heart attack. In her mourning state, the widdow sat down in front of her
computer to check emails. She was counting on support and comforting words from
those closest to her and her late husband. While reading the first email, the
widdow suddenly fainted, and fell to the floor. Her son came rushing to her side,
helped her up, and then read the email, that was as follows:
To: My dear wife
Subject: Safely arrived!
You probably didn't expect to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are
allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I just arrived and checked in. I have made
sure that everything is ready for your arrival tomorrow. I am looking forward to seeing
you again, and i hope your trip here will be as joyfull as mine was.
PS: I tell you, it's hot down here. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
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| beats and beeps |
| Two guys walk into a bar, and say ouch. |
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| Orbax |
What does a grannies vagina taste like?
Depends
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How are a grannie and a pie the same?
Gotta eat through the crust to get to the cherry! |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| aww.. i don't know any socially acceptable jokes, sorry. |
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| Trancealot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
What does a grannies vagina taste like?
Depends
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How are a grannie and a pie the same?
Gotta eat through the crust to get to the cherry! |
:toothless FREAKIN SICKO:toothless |
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| Ek0nomik |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
What does a grannies vagina taste like?
Depends |
It's crazy how many people buy Depends.
:haha: :haha: |
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| TweeK |
OK so one day this one guy and this one chick get married,so they go home and the chick goes "how will i know when you want sex"
So the dude says "Just Pull on my dick 200 times"
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| tribu |
A guy rushes into the house and says to his wife, "Pack your bags, I just won the lottery"
She says, "Should I pack for warm weather or cold?"
He says, "I dont care, just be out of the house by noon" |
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| Floorfiller |
what's the best part about dating a homeless woman?
you can drop her off anywhere.
hehehe sorry...i just love that one hahaha :p |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
A guy rushes into the house and says to his wife, "Pack your bags, I just won the lottery"
She says, "Should I pack for warm weather or cold?"
He says, "I dont care, just be out of the house by noon" |
BAHahhahaha
YES!
oh that reminds me!!
A man is driving wayyy too fast one day. A cop car pulls him over. As he looks in the rearview mirror he sees a SMOKIN HOT female officer get out.
She tells him that he is being charged with reckless driving and that anything he says will be held against him...
he interrupts quickly and yells
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| AlphaStarred |
what's common between poker and sex?
if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand! |
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