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Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks
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| TriPhOdd |
MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a fat slut
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking my @#%$
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I get done nailing you in the back of my
car...... I don't give a @#%$ where you go.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load in your face
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me...as long as you're still warm when I shove it up
your ass.
Male: Do you want to dance?
Female: No!
Male: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in those pants.
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| InsomnEac |
whahahahah
those are awsome dude!!!
a little on the nasty side, but funny fo sho...
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| lMIlk |
| quote: | Originally posted by TriPhOdd
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load in your face
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my favorite. Lol |
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| Henkie_henk |
lolll :D
nice |
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| Viceroy |
hahahaa...tooooo funny!
Have you used any of those lines?
Peace,
Steve |
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| kluba_702 |
| can't say i've heard those b4:D |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
| quote: | Originally posted by TriPhOdd
MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I get done nailing you in the back of my
car...... I don't give a @#%$ where you go.
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
my favorite.. hahahahahahah
:D xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| Telephus |
| Those are hilarious. Where did u find those? |
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| Havesomefun |
roflmao!
haha
those are classic, man :) |
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| TriPhOdd |
| quote: | Originally posted by Telephus
Those are hilarious. Where did u find those? |
on the GU board... |
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| Fraggle |
heheheh!!!
very un-pc...but very funny!!! :D:D:D
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| Flippe |
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load in your face
That's my favorite!!
nice one!!! |
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