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A destined-to-be-short thread of bad jokes
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| {b.s.e.} |
Who wants to go first?:D
ok.. I will.
--just to further my hate for the internet.. I typed in www.badjokes.com...guess what came up? PORN!--
Q:Why is Mary so short?
A:______ |
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| TranceGiant |
A: Why are you so tall?
or w00t d`ya mean?
i didnt get that intention of yours!!:cool: |
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| {b.s.e.} |
A: Because she has no legs!
Wah-wah-wah!
bse |
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| Renegade |
"Excuse me sir, you have a banana in your ear?"
"I'm sorry?"
"I said you have a banana in your ear."
"Sorry, I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."
"Ask me if I'm an orange."
"Are you an orange?"
"Nope."
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| Ur Dream Grl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renegade
"Excuse me sir, you have a banana in your ear?"
"I'm sorry?"
"I said you have a banana in your ear."
"Sorry, I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."
"Ask me if I'm an orange."
"Are you an orange?"
"Nope."
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ROFL....
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| kluba_702 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renegade
"Excuse me sir, you have a banana in your ear?"
"I'm sorry?"
"I said you have a banana in your ear."
"Sorry, I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."
"Ask me if I'm an orange."
"Are you an orange?"
"Nope."
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????????:conf: |
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| lMIlk |
what do you call a girl with one leg longer then the other?
A:eilene (SP?)
Q: what do you call a guy with no arms or legs water skiing?
A:Skip
q:what do you call a person with no arms or legs playing in a pile of leaves?
A:russle |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl
ROFL....
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
LMAO
I think you may have defeated me in the Bad Joke department, dude..
BUT I can't think right now.. I'm preytyuy drnk, and I can't think...
damn.
drinking da OE's
bse |
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| trancaholic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renegade
"Excuse me sir, you have a banana in your ear?"
"I'm sorry?"
"I said you have a banana in your ear."
"Sorry, I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."
"Ask me if I'm an orange."
"Are you an orange?"
"Nope."
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ohh man - this is bad!!
Q: How do elephants get down from the trees?
A: They sit on the leaves and wait for autumn.
Q: Why have beavers flat tails?
A: They went for a walk in the jungle in the autumn!
Aha ha ha ha!
Man, can't we do better? |
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| Drunkpolak |
What kind of bees make milk??????????
Boobees |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
you guys are Fudging making me pee in my panties... DUDES...
these are awesomeeeeeeeee..
i cant stop laughingggggggg...
great one guys!!!!
"BooBees" ..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
xoxo Ur Dream Grl
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| Fir3start3r |
Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: From stomping out forest fires...
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: From stomping out burning ducks....
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