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Question for the fella's. (pg. 2)
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| igottaknow |
| the toilet i piss in the shower. why? because i can! :toothless |
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| mto |
| Well like someone already said, if you're taking a and you gotta piss.. of course you're gonna piss while sitting down. Otherwise, NO! |
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| djeternal |
| Occasionally when im stoned...i go to the bathroom needing to piss...and sometimes i sit down thikning i have to . Or when i wake up and i gotta stiffy that wont budge...i hate tryin to elevate my pelvis to aim correctly. So i just sit down. |
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| Michael19 |
| is anyone here able to drop the kids off at the pool without pissing? i dont think i have ever done that.:conf: |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Michael19
is anyone here able to drop the kids off at the pool without pissing? i dont think i have ever done that.:conf: |
i think i have like.... twice |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nell
if i have mornig wood, a bladder full of piss, then i have to squat awkardly to urinate. either that or get in the shower. |
I hate it when that happens. I never pee in the shower, but sometimes I have to bend it downwards to get it in the toilet, and even then it comes out all over the place. And the pee doesn't usually want to come out in that position either, so I have to let the little fella "stand with pride", which involves carefully walking back from the toilet until I reach the point where I can let him stand to attention and shoot the piss about 5 feet over to the toilet, like some kind of piss-rainbow.
Tis a sight to behold. :p |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Streakfury
I hate it when that happens. I never pee in the shower, but sometimes I have to bend it downwards to get it in the toilet, and even then it comes out all over the place. And the pee doesn't usually want to come out in that position either, so I have to let the little fella "stand with pride", which involves carefully walking back from the toilet until I reach the point where I can let him stand to attention and shoot the piss about 5 feet over to the toilet, like some kind of piss-rainbow.
Tis a sight to behold. :p |
:eyespop: :nervous: :stongue: :wtf: |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
if its the middle of the night and im too groggy to stand up (also applies in the morning)... yea, why the not sit down... lol.
anyone here take s standing up?
How do you wipe? Sitting or standing? :conf: |
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standing up? wtf
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| MERLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
anyone here take s standing up?
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only when you really gotta pinch a loaf and all the toilets are dirty. i tell ya, your quads get a real workout.:D |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| In Soviet Russia, piss and stands up on you. :wtf: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
am i also doing number 2? then yes. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nell
if i have mornig wood, a bladder full of piss, then i have to squat awkardly to urinate. |
I concur.
By the way, someone claimed to be unable to work the chocolate out without adding some orange topping? I feel weird now, I can. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by MERLIN
only when you really gotta pinch a loaf and all the toilets are dirty. i tell ya, your quads get a real workout.:D |
Don't you make a nest with toilet paper? |
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