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Question for the fella's. (pg. 4)
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| Spacey Orange |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Well my penis is simply gigantic. It is so abnormally large that I must carry it around in a wheelbarrow everywhere I go. My penis always rides shotgun in the car. My penis flattens mountains and levels entire cities. My penis formed the Grand Canyon while dragging along the ground. That wasn't a meteor that killed the dinosaurs. It was my balls dropping, impacting the earth, and throwing up dust that covered the earth for years. |
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| Radagast |
| I have sex with hollowed out aircraft carriers. It takes 2000 hearty women, after two months of stout climbing, three weeks of work to get me off. Bringing me to orgasm was the largest single useless endeavor in the history of humankind. The resulting semen is now used to frost Krispy Kreme donuts. It will last for several decades to come. I took a week-long piss in the Pacific Ocean and by the end of that week the oceanic water level had risen five feet. |
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| Steve Stephano |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
I took a week-long piss in the Pacific Ocean and by the end of that week the oceanic water level had risen five feet. |
But did you sit or stand? |
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| DJ JEM |
| wow. i piss standing on one foot and standing on the other |
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| dj_mdma |
lmao at this thread :stongue:
i piss sitting down. you don't have to aim, and you get to sit down at the same time. Bonus! |
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| kr00t0n |
hahahah, and I thought I was the only one :D
no need to aim, no need to worry about pissing all over the floor, no need to balance, more relaxing.
dunno why there is the stigma attached to it, like if you dont piss whilst standing your arent a real man, that utter crap :stongue: :stongue: |
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| igottaknow |
| I hope you don't piss before crapping because you could get urine splash back on your ass cheeks. :nervous: |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Well my penis is simply gigantic. It is so abnormally large that I must carry it around in a wheelbarrow everywhere I go. My penis always rides shotgun in the car. My penis flattens mountains and levels entire cities. My penis formed the Grand Canyon while dragging along the ground. It wasn't a meteor that killed the dinosaurs. It was my balls dropping, impacting the earth, and throwing up dust which covered the earth for years. In fact, my penis was an Egyptian god for a time. I called him Ra. |
I could take it.
Rawr. |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
I could take it.
Rawr. |
I'm betting he's flattered yet disgusted at the same time... :stongue: |
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| Haak |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
I hope you don't piss before crapping because you could get urine splash back on your ass cheeks. :nervous: |
this is why you put paper in the toilet before you |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Haak
this is why you put paper in the toilet before you |
Correct. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
I could take it. |
I could take it. = loose vigin0r = :confused:
| quote: | Originally posted by Haak
this is why you put paper in the toilet before you |
Maybe I'm just a neat freak but I only crap in a fresh bowl. An artist needs a clean canvas to work from.  |
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