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Al Zarqawi captured! (pg. 2)
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| igottaknow |
| Yeah and I heard Bin Laden turned himself in :rolleyes: |
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| CynepMeH |
^ Yeah, he wants to cash in on his proposed book deal:
Islamic Fundamentalism and Terrorism for Dummies (tm)
(A reference guide for the rest of us)
Some of the topics we'll cover:
- Properly beating any one of your wives
- Selecting appropriate shrapnel for your explosives belt
- "Do it yourself" guide to explosives
- How to select proper attire for your own video taping
- Beheading infidels without soiling your clothes
- Writing these squigly arabic symbols
Some of the advanced topics:
- Highjacking the airplane
- The definitive guide to lighting up your explosive shoes (edited by Hon. Mr. Reed)
- How to slice infidel's throat with a plastic knife (covers all major brands, including Dixie) |
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| DjSaline |
| he wasn't caught. it was a skit from Muhamad Candid Camera |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by CynepMeH
^ Yeah, he wants to cash in on his proposed book deal:
Islamic Fundamentalism and Terrorism for Dummies (tm)
(A reference guide for the rest of us)
Some of the topics we'll cover:
- Properly beating any one of your wives
- Selecting appropriate shrapnel for your explosives belt
- "Do it yourself" guide to explosives
- How to select proper attire for your own video taping
- Beheading infidels without soiling your clothes
- Writing these squigly arabic symbols
Some of the advanced topics:
- Highjacking the airplane
- The definitive guide to lighting up your explosive shoes (edited by Hon. Mr. Reed)
- How to slice infidel's throat with a plastic knife (covers all major brands, including Dixie) |
and you wonder why you're perceived as a moron? |
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| fastmp3 |
| ROFLMAO at this thread , at "al zarqawi" (if he exists) too :stongue: :haha: |
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| CynepMeH |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
and you wonder why you're perceived as a moron? |
It's obvious that you're totally oblivious to the concept of "sarcasm". With that said, don't you have some boys to mollest or are you out of candy?
Oh, and please, do post the link to the public opinion poll that shows that I'm leading in the "moron contest" - I just love reading about myself. :stongue:
You're such a doss wanker.
P.S. Fu(k off, daft (unt:haha:
P.S.S. I finally figured out your alter-ego - {b.s.e} - it stands for buftie eater:clown: |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by CynepMeH
It's obvious that you're totally oblivious to the concept of "sarcasm". With that said, don't you have some boys to mollest or are you out of candy?
Oh, and please, do post the link to the public opinion poll that shows that I'm leading in the "moron contest" - I just love reading about myself. :stongue:
You're such a doss wanker.
P.S. Fu(k off, daft (unt:haha: |
I thought you were the one that started the thread on pedophilia. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by CynepMeH
P.S.S. I finally figured out your alter-ego - {b.s.e} - it stands for buftie eater:clown: |
is that the best acronym you could come up with? aside from the fact i've already stated several times what it stands for, here are a few that i would have suggested:
ball sack eater
brutal sarcasm emulator
bad smelling entertainer
best show ever
if you want to match wits, make sure your wit matches someone who isn't going to destroy you. i realise this is your thread, so i'm not going to pursue anything further than that which was has already transpired.
edit: 'alterego' in this context makes less sense than buftie . |
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| DjSaline |
| quote: | Originally posted by CynepMeH
It's obvious that you're totally oblivious to the concept of "sarcasm". With that said, don't you have some boys to mollest or are you out of candy?
Oh, and please, do post the link to the public opinion poll that shows that I'm leading in the "moron contest" - I just love reading about myself. :stongue:
You're such a doss wanker.
P.S. Fu(k off, daft (unt:haha:
P.S.S. I finally figured out your alter-ego - {b.s.e} - it stands for buftie eater:clown: |
u win |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjSaline
u win |
said the wanker that sported my francetuckers' rant for a month in his sig. |
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| CynepMeH |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
if you want to match wits, make sure your wit matches someone who isn't going to destroy you.
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:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
You win! I am destroyed! What am I going to do! Some pimply teenager just thought he matched wits with me and won!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH the AGONY!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Well... there's a saying "Don't argue with an idiot, he will only drag you down to his level and there, beat you with experience".
On that note.....  <<<<---- Kiss my ass |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| The lady doth protest too much, methinks. |
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