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TA old fart thread (well not THAT old) (pg. 5)
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| Sly_Guy |
| I've done some looking and 'a good cougar is hard to find'. Call me cynical, but I have yet to find a cougar that doesn't treat a young man like a piece of meat. |
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| RobbyG. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jayx1
Anyone over 25? |
yep |
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| DJ_Science |
| The big 25 for me. |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sly_Guy
I've done some looking and 'a good cougar is hard to find'. Call me cynical, but I have yet to find a cougar that doesn't treat a young man like a piece of meat. |
ive found a few out there...but because they dont treat the yougn man like a piece of meat, of course, it means u aint gettin none from em, so then u wont think theyre good....get what im sayin? |
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| ~Delicious~ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sly_Guy
I've done some looking and 'a good cougar is hard to find'. Call me cynical, but I have yet to find a cougar that doesn't treat a young man like a piece of meat. |
Women in their 30s hit their sexual peak, so if they're not married, by choice, then all they want to do is just you and your head! |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by ~Delicious~
Women in their 30s hit their sexual peak, so if they're not married, by choice, then all they want to do is just you and your head! |
so in how many years should we stay away from u? |
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| Fir3start3r |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sly_Guy
I've expressed this way too many time, but...
the rules are this:
27-30 - pre-coug
30-40 - cougar
40-50 - super-coug
50+ - Ultra-coug |
26-30 - Cougar-in-training
ie. almost at that emotional zen level of knowing what they want; sometimes travels with other Cougars for training. Beware C-i-Ts traveling with Dragons
30-40 - Cougar
ie. can subverse men fairly easily without setting off men's early warning radar. Can travel in packs but sometimes break away for their own fresh kill
40-50 - Cougar-with-experience
ie. they know how to rip you a new one with their elongated claws and remain emotionally numb; also tend to travel in packs which can be very trying even for the most experienced man-whores
50+ - Here-be-Dragons or Dragon Ladies...
ie. notches on their lipstick case from the youngins' they've crushed...the Hooooorrror....the Hoooorror....:nervous: |
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| Sly_Guy |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
ive found a few out there...but because they dont treat the yougn man like a piece of meat, of course, it means u aint gettin none from em, so then u wont think theyre good....get what im sayin? |
But if you're not getting any from them, are they really considered cougars?
To me, it's just somewhat weird having a women hit on me and I know there's a decade age difference between us. That and when the women starts buying me drinks to lower my defenses....
| quote: | Originally posted by ~Delicious~
Women in their 30s hit their sexual peak, so if they're not married, by choice, then all they want to do is just you and your head!
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Oh I'm well aware of the female sex drive timeline.... |
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| dEsidEL |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fir3start3r
40-50 - Cougar-with-experience
ie. they know how to rip you a new one with their elongated claws and remain emotionally numb; also tend to travel in packs which can be very trying even for the most experienced man-whores
50+ - Here-be-Dragons or Dragon Ladies...
ie. notches on their lipstick case from the youngins' they've crushed...the Hooooorrror....the Hoooorror....:nervous: |
like .. egad !!
:nervous:
sounds like u've been a victim ! :toothless
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| Sly_Guy |
| Fir3start3r, it's amazing how you and I define almost the exact same ages. |
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| ~Delicious~ |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
so in how many years should we stay away from u? |
by the time I'm 30, I'll be married, I'm pretty sure about that...
Oh and I don't use men.... I treat them as well as I want to be treated |
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| Fir3start3r |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sly_Guy
Fir3start3r, it's amazing how you and I define almost the exact same ages. |
I kinda just modified yours actually :p
just cause it was about the same thing I was thinking anyways... ;) |
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