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TA old fart thread (well not THAT old) (pg. 6)
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| Kytracid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fir3start3r
26-30 - Cougar-in-training
ie. almost at that emotional zen level of knowing what they want; sometimes travels with other Cougars for training. Beware C-i-Ts traveling with Dragons
30-40 - Cougar
ie. can subverse men fairly easily without setting off men's early warning radar. Can travel in packs but sometimes break away for their own fresh kill
40-50 - Cougar-with-experience
ie. they know how to rip you a new one with their elongated claws and remain emotionally numb; also tend to travel in packs which can be very trying even for the most experienced man-whores
50+ - Here-be-Dragons or Dragon Ladies...
ie. notches on their lipstick case from the youngins' they've crushed...the Hooooorrror....the Hoooorror....:nervous: |
The only reason a youngin should be with a 50+ Dragon Lady is if she is his sugar mommy, and hell, if the broad is paying for his way then she has the right to do with him what she will. |
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| Sly_Guy |
| you wouldn't do madonna even if it was a one night thing? |
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| cono_sur |
| quote: | Originally posted by ~Delicious~
Women in their 30s hit their sexual peak, so if they're not married, by choice, then all they want to do is just you and your head! |
Yeah...i know the type. ;) :tongue3 |
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| Fir3start3r |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sly_Guy
you wouldn't do madonna even if it was a one night thing? |
Ew?
I wouldn't do Madonna with YOUR dick...
on the end of a 20' pole... :nervous: :nervous: |
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| Sly_Guy |
| fine, what about janet jackson? |
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| Kytracid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sly_Guy
you wouldn't do madonna even if it was a one night thing? |
Ummm, no...jus thinking about that snaggle tooth kabbalah bitch makes my dick soft.
then again, with her sexual history i'm sure one night would be an educational experience, so maybe i'd make an exception...
of course you have to consider that she was once with Dennis Rodman, who was reportedly hung like a horse...so, it's not like you're going where no man has gone before. Plus...13 inches, makes 10 and a half look small.
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| Floorwhore |
| Nice - according to the cougar chart.....ive been with two. And i must say, the legend is true - their drive is hardcore. |
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| dEsidEL |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorwhore
Nice - according to the cougar chart.....ive been with two. And i must say, the legend is true - their drive is hardcore. |
i guess that's what happens when ya start runnin outta time :D
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| TheVrk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorwhore
Nice - according to the cougar chart.....ive been with two. And i must say, the legend is true - their drive is hardcore. |
it is NO legend....they are DEF driven:eyes:
not that i know |
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| cono_sur |
| quote: | Originally posted by dEsidEL
i guess that's what happens when ya start runnin outta time :D
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| exraver |
Feel sorry for you guys.
You are as old as you feel.
By 30 most of you will be married, kids, mortgage, minivan and will forget where Boa or Guv was. |
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