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My First Cigarrette (pg. 3)
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| Noree |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
weed is good
rollies are good
cigarettes are ok.
i like smoking. |
mmmmm +5!!! 3 of my fav things....ohh and dont forget some music m8!!
i just quit all 3 cold turkey!! havnt done rolls in over a month...havnt smoked herb or cigz in over 2 weeks! hurray for me!! all i have left is gay alcohol :( |
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| Eric Siefer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lephaid
I'm trying to quit.
But I guess you're gonna die one way or the other. |
+1 I'm trying to quit too. Although I'd much rather die from something a bit more original than cancer. i'd take a heart attack while having sex over coughing up a lung in a hospital bed. |
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| butterfly |
| i quit! i feel better now. everytime i try and have a cig when i go out now i feel sick. i used to love them, but being able to breath is really nice. plus the cough was nasty... |
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| DJ Chrono |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
I sorely hope you are not under the mistaken impression that any of your attampts at humour have been successful. Your posts thus far in this thread have contained no wit and have not given anyone the impression that you are clever.
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actually I thought it was funny. |
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| NiteMer |
I am working on quitting smoking, weed and cigs. I am gonna take it one step at a time. Only smoke cigs when I am out drinking and work my way down. As long as I don't smoke sober, I should be alright.
I have to assume this post was meant to be funny, or you're around 16 years old and don't have any sort of a grasp over reality. |
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| DjSaline |
| quote: | Originally posted by NiteMer
I have to assume this post was meant to be funny, or you're around 16 years old and don't have any sort of a grasp over reality. |
sounds like something a terrorist skateboarder would say. |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjSaline
sounds like something a terrorist skateboarder would say. |
hahaha... |
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| Michael19 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjSaline
i don't remember a man of god smoking cigarrettes. |
they love to spark one up after ing one of their alter boys |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjSaline
sounds like something a terrorist skateboarder would say. |
I terrorize the clubs, if that's what you mean. Skateboarders suck though. |
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| CynepMeH |
Ok, here's my story... I wanted to loose weight last year - went on atkins, lost 25lbs. Then, towards the end of the year, I decided to quit smoking. Went on patch, stopped smoking gained 25lbs, got all stressed out and started smoking again. Now, in a span of 2 months, I lost all my yearly accomplishments because I stopped smoking. So, now, I'm 25lbs heavier and a smoker!
Ain't that a bitch... :( |
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| getfoul |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eric Siefer
If any of that story was actually true, taking a big puff is the stupidest thing to do for your first cig.
My advice is to never smoke in the first place. It's been hell for me trying to quit the past month. But I will do it damnit.
And to say smoking causes terrorism makes it on my list of most ignorant things to say.
-1 because I can't stand ignorant people. |
holy crap, dont take things so seriously in that story. I found it amusing. |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjSaline
DjSaline of the Anti-Drug and Anti-Deletion-of-Anti-Drug-Threads had to recently do an undercover sting relating to the eradication of drugs and paraphenphenilia. I can't reveal my true name because then i might get beat up for something.
Now, we here at the Anti-Drug follow the laws of Bruce Lee. As he once said: "To kill the enemy is to be the enemy and then kill the enemy when you reveal you are not the enemy."
So, to know more about the cigarrettes, i would have to be the cigarrete. i mean, i'd have to smoke a cigarrette. I want to feel first hand what it feels like to never get french kissed, or have ashes up my nose or spit crap all over the sidewalk in the neighborhood i was raised in.
Anyways, i got on my bicycle and i went to the nearest mall. i know i would be able to find smokers there because all the non-smokers are at home studying to be pharmacists and space ship mechanics. Anyways, i found the smoke shop called "The 99c smoke store." It was packed! I mean, you can't believe how many people are broke because of cigarrettes and now they have to get these 99c cigarrettes that carry a Kmart tag on them.
I bought a cigarrette called the MarlburyYouself cigarrette. I went outside and sure enough i found a bunch of skateboarders. I mumbled and they mumbled back to me and i asked them for a light. all of them said they weren't old enough to buy a lighter and they'd bummed it off one of their friends Ballet instructor.
Anyways, i look so good that i'm considered by many girls to be really hot. so i put the cigarrette on my lips and boom, it was on fire.
let me tell you, breathing smoke is not cool. i took a big puff in and i didn't feel high at all. in fact, i felt like a skateboarder, a guy who fantasizes about being smart and getting tony hawk's signature on their chest.
i felt like throwing up, and i did, all over the skateboards. I completely blame Cigarrettes for being beat up. That means cigarrettes promote violence, and guess what, iraq sells cigarrettes.
don't smoke unless your a terrorism maker |
uh, the first time smoked, nothing happened. i didnt feel sick, didnt cough, or anything. its a social thing for me, so i may smoke once in a blue moon. |
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