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My First Cigarrette (pg. 4)
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| {b.s.e.} |
| I was out for a smoke, what did i miss? |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
I was out for a smoke, what did i miss? |
nothing.
absolutely bloody nothing. |
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| insecurity |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjSaline
DjSaline of the Anti-Drug and Anti-Deletion-of-Anti-Drug-Threads had to recently do an undercover sting relating to the eradication of drugs and paraphenphenilia. I can't reveal my true name because then i might get beat up for something.
Now, we here at the Anti-Drug follow the laws of Bruce Lee. As he once said: "To kill the enemy is to be the enemy and then kill the enemy when you reveal you are not the enemy."
So, to know more about the cigarrettes, i would have to be the cigarrete. i mean, i'd have to smoke a cigarrette. I want to feel first hand what it feels like to never get french kissed, or have ashes up my nose or spit crap all over the sidewalk in the neighborhood i was raised in.
Anyways, i got on my bicycle and i went to the nearest mall. i know i would be able to find smokers there because all the non-smokers are at home studying to be pharmacists and space ship mechanics. Anyways, i found the smoke shop called "The 99c smoke store." It was packed! I mean, you can't believe how many people are broke because of cigarrettes and now they have to get these 99c cigarrettes that carry a Kmart tag on them.
I bought a cigarrette called the MarlburyYouself cigarrette. I went outside and sure enough i found a bunch of skateboarders. I mumbled and they mumbled back to me and i asked them for a light. all of them said they weren't old enough to buy a lighter and they'd bummed it off one of their friends Ballet instructor.
Anyways, i look so good that i'm considered by many girls to be really hot. so i put the cigarrette on my lips and boom, it was on fire.
let me tell you, breathing smoke is not cool. i took a big puff in and i didn't feel high at all. in fact, i felt like a skateboarder, a guy who fantasizes about being smart and getting tony hawk's signature on their chest.
i felt like throwing up, and i did, all over the skateboards. I completely blame Cigarrettes for being beat up. That means cigarrettes promote violence, and guess what, iraq sells cigarrettes.
don't smoke unless your a terrorism maker |
click to seek enlightenment |
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| AlphaStarred |
| i've done some investigation and i've ultimately unearthed your full name. take ready, coz im going to drag you out of your shack and beat you with heavy clubs and leave you bleeding in the moonlight. |
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| Saam |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjSaline
DjSaline of the Anti-Drug and Anti-Deletion-of-Anti-Drug-Threads had to recently do an undercover sting relating to the eradication of drugs and paraphenphenilia. I can't reveal my true name because then i might get beat up for something.
Now, we here at the Anti-Drug follow the laws of Bruce Lee. As he once said: "To kill the enemy is to be the enemy and then kill the enemy when you reveal you are not the enemy."
So, to know more about the cigarrettes, i would have to be the cigarrete. i mean, i'd have to smoke a cigarrette. I want to feel first hand what it feels like to never get french kissed, or have ashes up my nose or spit crap all over the sidewalk in the neighborhood i was raised in.
Anyways, i got on my bicycle and i went to the nearest mall. i know i would be able to find smokers there because all the non-smokers are at home studying to be pharmacists and space ship mechanics. Anyways, i found the smoke shop called "The 99c smoke store." It was packed! I mean, you can't believe how many people are broke because of cigarrettes and now they have to get these 99c cigarrettes that carry a Kmart tag on them.
I bought a cigarrette called the MarlburyYouself cigarrette. I went outside and sure enough i found a bunch of skateboarders. I mumbled and they mumbled back to me and i asked them for a light. all of them said they weren't old enough to buy a lighter and they'd bummed it off one of their friends Ballet instructor.
Anyways, i look so good that i'm considered by many girls to be really hot. so i put the cigarrette on my lips and boom, it was on fire.
let me tell you, breathing smoke is not cool. i took a big puff in and i didn't feel high at all. in fact, i felt like a skateboarder, a guy who fantasizes about being smart and getting tony hawk's signature on their chest.
i felt like throwing up, and i did, all over the skateboards. I completely blame Cigarrettes for being beat up. That means cigarrettes promote violence, and guess what, iraq sells cigarrettes.
don't smoke unless your a terrorism maker |
I'm sorry, but this made me laugh, it is a good story. |
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| DjEuphoria |
| quote: | Originally posted by Noree
mmmmm +5!!! 3 of my fav things....ohh and dont forget some music m8!!
i just quit all 3 cold turkey!! havnt done rolls in over a month...havnt smoked herb or cigz in over 2 weeks! hurray for me!! all i have left is gay alcohol :( |
Same here, except the only one/guess you could say problem, was with Marijuana. Ecstasy was never big for me, I did it only two times, 1st being in October of 2003, and second beign recently in December 2004.
So besides with ecstasy I have been really good so far:rolleyes: I haven't smoked marijuana in 4 months, dont plan on doing ecstasy, and I never smoke ciggaretes, well only when Im rolling, which last time was October of 2003, so yeah its been a long time. When I was a kid like around 10 or something I chain-smoked like a motha a, I didnt get nothing out of it, it was just a thing to do:tongue2 I personally dont see how Ciggaretes can be addicting, they dont really taste great and dont really do nothing, if at all, people who smoke Ciggaretes should at least move to Marijuana, at least that gives you a high.
Im sticking to the 1 true thing which is legal, Alcohol baby, Oh wait Im not the age of 21 so I guess its not legal for me, ah who cares:p At least its not a drug and my parents dont mind me drinking :).
Plus all this anti-drug and ads are dumb. Dont spread about it, unless you know its true, especially to people who HAVENT experienced it(meaning tried it). I bet, the more nonsense you tell your kids about drugs, the more likely chance there going to go out and do them. You cant stop a kid from doing drugs, the best way I would say is sitting down and having a one on one conversion with them, and you being a listener, instead of saying(go to your room, your grounded), ask, why?when? and do you feel you are addicted to it. I speak for everyone about this, we hate when you ask "who did you get it from", well I personally do, I mean who gives a where I got it from, you don't need to know about that persons life, leave him alone. |
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| DjSaline |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjEuphoria
Plus all this anti-drug and ads are dumb. Dont spread about it, unless you know its true, especially to people who HAVENT experienced it(meaning tried it). I bet, the more nonsense you tell your kids about drugs, the more likely chance there going to go out and do them. You cant stop a kid from doing drugs, the best way I would say is sitting down and having a one on one conversion with them, and you being a listener, instead of saying(go to your room, your grounded), ask, why?when? and do you feel you are addicted to it. I speak for everyone about this, we hate when you ask "who did you get it from", well I personally do, I mean who gives a where I got it from, you don't need to know about that persons life, leave him alone. |
you're a horrible father. ALT+F4 on all your dating chatrooms |
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| Noree |
| ohh man i was the biggest pot head...smoked everday about 2-3 times a day for about 2 and a half years....minus the days i didnt smoke i would say a good 2 years str8 without stoping! the only reason i ever started smoking cigz was because of weed....first cig after your session increases your high by 42.3%....(i read that in High Times magazine......and dont ask how they meaure a high i dont in know) anyway....so when i couldnt smoke weed i would smoke lots of cigz....ohhhh but when i do rolls....i smoke atleast 2 packs...and i HAVE to have weed, otherwise i wouldnt roll good...hell i woudlnt roll at all sometimes! ive done rolls enough...to almost all my favorite Dj's, had an amazing experience with them all....but now...im just a good boy that only driks on occasion! that is all! |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjEuphoria
Same here, except the only one/guess you could say problem, was with Marijuana. Ecstasy was never big for me, I did it only two times, 1st being in October of 2003, and second beign recently in December 2004.
So besides with ecstasy I have been really good so far:rolleyes: I haven't smoked marijuana in 4 months, dont plan on doing ecstasy, and I never smoke ciggaretes, well only when Im rolling, which last time was October of 2003, so yeah its been a long time. When I was a kid like around 10 or something I chain-smoked like a motha a, I didnt get nothing out of it, it was just a thing to do:tongue2 I personally dont see how Ciggaretes can be addicting, they dont really taste great and dont really do nothing, if at all, people who smoke Ciggaretes should at least move to Marijuana, at least that gives you a high.
Im sticking to the 1 true thing which is legal, Alcohol baby, Oh wait Im not the age of 21 so I guess its not legal for me, ah who cares:p At least its not a drug and my parents dont mind me drinking :).
Plus all this anti-drug and ads are dumb. Dont spread about it, unless you know its true, especially to people who HAVENT experienced it(meaning tried it). I bet, the more nonsense you tell your kids about drugs, the more likely chance there going to go out and do them. You cant stop a kid from doing drugs, the best way I would say is sitting down and having a one on one conversion with them, and you being a listener, instead of saying(go to your room, your grounded), ask, why?when? and do you feel you are addicted to it. I speak for everyone about this, we hate when you ask "who did you get it from", well I personally do, I mean who gives a where I got it from, you don't need to know about that persons life, leave him alone. |
This is the most incoherent dribble I've read in a long time. First you say that you rolled in Oct and as recently as Dec of 04. Then you say that Oct 03 was the last time you rolled. Which is it?
Alcohol is not a drug? It's not an illegal drug, but it's a drug. So is nicotene (in cigarettes, just in case you didn't realize that too).
I agree with you on talking to your kids rather than punishing them without communication, but different situations require different actions, so it's not the only way to go about it. Sometimes a combination of discussion and punishment is required. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by NiteMer
Alcohol is not a drug? It's not an illegal drug, but it's a drug. So is nicotene (in cigarettes, just in case you didn't realize that too).
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Arrrrr, it's a toxin. :thepirate
hence the term 'drugs and alcohol'. |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by NiteMer
Alcohol is not a drug? It's not an illegal drug, but it's a drug. So is nicotene (in cigarettes, just in case you didn't realize that too).
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So is caffeine. OMG ZELLERZ SOLDZ ME DRUGZ FROMA VENDING MACHINZ.
Caffeine is a way harsher drug than niccotine...its just not as addictive. |
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| Mebot |
| Tylenol, claritin, advil and Nyquil are drugs too. |
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