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| bassaholix |
This is pretty neat - hope you agree! : )
Here is a pretty neat little thing from Paul Harvey. See if you can
guess the riddle at the end.
Paul Harvey Writes:
We tried so hard to make things better for our
kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren,
I'd like better.
I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and
homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really
would.
I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and
that you learn honesty by being cheated.
I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and
wash the car.
And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car
when you are sixteen.
It will be good if at least one time you can see
puppies born and your old dog put to sleep.
I hope you get a black eye fighting for something
you believe in.
I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister.
And it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the
room, but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you
because he's scared, I hope you let him.
When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to
tag along, I hope you'll let him/her.
I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you
live in a town where you can do it safely.
On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don't ask
your driver to drop you two blocks away so you won't be seen riding
with someone as uncool as your Mom.
If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to make one
instead of buying one.
I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books.
When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and
subtract in your head.
I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush
on a boy\girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn
what ivory soap tastes like.
May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on a
stove and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.
I don't care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don't like it. And if
a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not your
friend.
I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your Grandma/Grandpa
and go fishing with your Uncle.
May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays.
I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through
your neighbor's window and that she hugs you and kisses you at
Hannukah/Christmas time when you give her a plaster mold of your
hand.
These things I wish for you - tough times and disappointment, hard work
and happiness. To me, it's the only way to appreciate life.
Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss. I'm here for you. And if I die
before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
We secure our friends, not by accepting favors, but by doing them.
Paul Harvey RIDDLE:
When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids
got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors.
What is greater than God, More evil than the
devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?
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I personally didn't get the answer... im thinking its a heart... but not too sure...
Nice read though... i think it can touch anyone who reads this... |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| :rolleyes: what the hell is this thing?? Oh well missed it the first time. who's got pictures of semi-naked chicks? |
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| tribu |
The answer is obviously: "nothing"
An alternate incarnation of this riddle includes the clue, "the dead eat it always" |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by bassaholix
What is greater than God, More evil than the
devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?
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I thought you werent allowed to talk about god, or the devil in public schools. How were they asking kindergartens?
I know if they mentioned god to kindergarten kids in canada they would have their ass sued.
As stupid as that sounds, I'm not kidding. |
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| darkace |
Separation of church and state does not mean the term "god" or other non-secular words are taboo. It simply means the government cannot interfere with an individual's right to freely practice his or her own religion.
(Yes, I know there's more to it than that, but that's the jist of it.) |
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| You aint Ninja |
nothing
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Someone stoled my thunder. :( |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by darkace
Separation of church and state does not mean the term "god" or other non-secular words are taboo. It simply means the government cannot interfere with an individual's right to freely practice his or her own religion.
(Yes, I know there's more to it than that, but that's the jist of it.) |
your flag = USA.
my flag = Canada.
I dont know how it officially works here, but I do know that my grade 3 teacher got fired for having a cross hung up in the coat room. She never actually spoke of religion or anything, but she had an old cross hung up in the coat room (We were in portables)
I also know that its taboo to mention religion of any sort in my school. |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by You aint Ninja
nothing
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Someone stoled my thunder. :( |
yay! |
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
:rolleyes: what the hell is this thing?? Oh well missed it the first time. who's got pictures of semi-naked chicks? |
On tap right here 24/7...
;)
[[[smoke]]]
Mitch Wells ft Nica Ionz - Where I (Chris & Kai Mix) |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
On tap right here 24/7...
;)
[[[smoke]]]
Mitch Wells ft Nica Ionz - Where I (Chris & Kai Mix) |
Nice way to corrupt a perfectly good thread.:rolleyes:
Anyway, it's a very nice poem/idea. At the moment, I am a little too tired to comment, but I liked it; Paul Harvey is wise. |
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| ATL_Trancer |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
On tap right here 24/7...
;)
[[[smoke]]]
Mitch Wells ft Nica Ionz - Where I (Chris & Kai Mix) |
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i'D HIT IT!!!
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i DID hit it...... TWICE, n000bs!!! |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Nice way to corrupt a perfectly good thread.:rolleyes:
Anyway, it's a very nice poem/idea. At the moment, I am a little too tired to comment, but I liked it; Paul Harvey is wise. |
That's someone I havent seen for awhile |
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