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The make fun of yourself thread (pg. 11)
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| Lira |
- I'm too easily moved, emotion-wise. My heart is probably made of melted butter.
- I tend to talk too much. Way too much. If a student asks me why X is Y, I tell him everything related to X, Y, Z and the whole damn alphabet. I can't even say that I talk too much in a brief way :D
- My skin is so smooth, it looks like I survided a house fire.
- I'm so clumsy I'm probably the greatest hazard I've ever exposed myself to.
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| elFreak |
women love smooth skin man...trust me.
i put more butter on my body than a fat chick at a bread buffet. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
women love smooth skin man...trust me.
i put more butter on my body than a fat chick at a bread buffet. |
:stongue:
I was being ironic, by the way. My skin is anything but smooth (I've got lots of scars :p) |
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| elFreak |
| my hair is so greasy that it makes people crave french fries. |
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| Frenchie |
| I'm just a cunt. |
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| elFreak |
| my nose is so big that when i do the backstroke at the beach all the kids yell shark! |
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| iammesol |
| I need to cut my hair. |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
I'm just a cunt. |
I completely agree with u. |
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| elFreak |
| my teeth are so yellow that people say i'm not a dj. |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
I still can't spell. |
Admitting IS the first step. |
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| XaNaX |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
my teeth are so yellow that people say i'm not a dj. |
lol |
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| elFreak |
| i smell so bad that indian people point and laugh. |
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