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The make fun of yourself thread (pg. 13)
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| adi_hanson |
| my relationship failed because i got more sex than my girlfriend:D |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I'm pretty much a clumsy oaf. I self-pwn myself a lot, and am usually the one in the group who everyone's pointing and laughing at. But I like it that way...better me than anyone else. :toothless |
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| DuBam |
| quote: | Originally posted by RickyM
Girls aren't keen on retards. |
True, but I hear they like guys with a sense of humor.. |
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| RickyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by DuBam
True, but I hear they like guys with a sense of humor.. |
They do indeed. |
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| DuBam |
| Feel free to start making fun of yourself. |
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| Slylee |
i'm a mucus queen. i have bad allergies and i'm supposed to be on meds but i'm too cheap to buy them so i'm constantly blowing my nose. i save my tissues too because i dont like to waste them with just one blow....so i blow my nose once and then put the used tissue under my pillow for when i'm in bed and need to blow my nose again lol. by friday i have a little collection of tissues under my pillow from the week.
i pulled that at my bf's place and started laughing so hard. we were taking off his sheets to wash them and he saw 2 crumbled up tissues and he was really confused about where they came from...until i busted out laughing and told him about my disgusting habit. :stongue: |
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| JsMas |
| I read threads like this one! lol! |
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| DuBam |
| quote: | Originally posted by JsMas
I read threads like this one! lol! |
i read them too! high five! lol! :wtf: |
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| Teezdalien |
| My penis smells funny and I like Deadmau5. |
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| Jake Benson |
All Jake Benson does is talk about being gay like it's the only thing about him and he wants everyone to know all the time and he uses big words and cusses like an over-reactive minority at anyone who dissents. Faggot. He doesn't go out to gay bars because he feels awkward being around so many people he's already had sex with. Slut. He cries at night because he's lonely and checks under the bed for aliens, Lesbians, and that thing from the movie "They". . He eats rice and noodles because if he doesn't then he gets moody quick and blames it on the Mexicans. Racist. He felt a lump in his and is convinced he has penis cancer. Jew!
Vote for Jake. |
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| Jabberwocky |
I am addicted to vaseline. 1 mini container in the car console, 1 in the backpack, 1 next to the bed, 1 in work desk, 2 tubs in the bathroom, 1 mini at the mom's.
Don't get me started on Q-tips. :wtf: |
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| whiskers |
i am sitting alone in my room at 10:30pm on a friday night and posting this on a forum
because my friends are indecisive and slow, and i'm sick and tired of waiting around for them, so instead i'm going out for drinks with a girl i used to date but we decided to remain friends.
i guess i'm not THAT much of a loser. |
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