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Reasons To Be Single
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| Henkie_henk |
Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.
I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.
I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.
I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".
I'd be painting the town instead of the house.
When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.
I could show my girlfriend where I live.
I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.
The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.
I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.
I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!
I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.
I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.
You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!
Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.
Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.
I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.
I could home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.
I could use my own name at hotels.
I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.
When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".
And no i dont take these seriously..(well @ least not all of em)
(L)Ltje
the only thing which annoyed me was I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants. Since my clothes RULE
GreetZz ma niggaZzz |
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| InsomnEac |
lol, funny cos its true :stongue:
| quote: | | When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!". |
lmao!! even if you're single and u say that, u betth watch out :eek:
heh, those are awsome henkie
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| kluba_702 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Henkie_henk
I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!
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c'mon.........u didn't have to go there:toothless |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
I though you had GOOD reasons to be single.. and that would be such a boring life living like the guy who worte that...
im happy having my baby.. and it couldnt be any better... hehehhehe
uhuuuuuuu
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| Eugene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl
im happy having my baby..xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
pardon? |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
hehehehhe.. Nooooooooooo .... Eugene... hey sorry.. i didnt mean "baby" as a "baby".. I meant.."Baby" cause thats how i call my boyfriend... hehehhe
sorry...
hehe
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| FASTDJMP3 |
| Being single sucks big time :( |
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| Eugene |
| quote: | Originally posted by FASTDJMP3
Being single sucks big time :( |
absolutely. |
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| lMIlk |
| quote: | Originally posted by FASTDJMP3
Being single sucks big time :( |
uhghghgm |
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| Henkie_henk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl
I though you had GOOD reasons to be single.. and that would be such a boring life living like the guy who worte that...
im happy having my baby.. and it couldnt be any better... hehehhehe
uhuuuuuuu
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
true true.. first time i read these i thought.. wtf.. i love being with her.. but than.. hey they r pretty funny! :D *click* "Ta Forum" |
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| Flippe |
LOL
Nice reasons :)
I think I'll stay single :P |
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