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| daves |
It could be worse...
It could be this...
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Man bites dog? No - woman marries dolphin
JERUSALEM (AP) - Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.
In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin. Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.
"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London.
Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.
When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.
"It's not a bad thing. It just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.
While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman."
She's hardly the jealous type, though.
"He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."
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| EvilTree |
| She needs therapy. |
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| muzzybear |
| You just killed me with that! Awk! :eek: |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
Such perversions only happen when cultures become too decadent. I can assure you that cave men did not get with cave boys. |
I think someone better crawl back under his protected little world. Homosexuality has been around since before man....and yes...homo sapien neanderthal had mass homosexuality. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I'm confused. Not that I support polygamy, however, I have to ask how YOU, Jay, can be against it. Is this not an individual liberty? Or is it only certain individual liberties you support, this not being one of them as it has never before been present in our society? Why does the freedom to do everything else seem so important to you but having multiple spouses is unacceptable?
Srsly, I'm not being a smart ass here, I want to understand your reasoning. |
why do you even bother to understand :D:D:D:D:D
although....Jay is right that in many cases women are forced into these relationships....I have no problem with polygamy though...rather for religous reasons or because you just like to be nagged.
Personally, I don't know why anyone would want more then one wife..wait...found a reason....I'm going to marry like 10 really old women and when they die I get their money....oh yeah....easy street here I come. |
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| EvilTree |
| ^You do realize that women tend to live longer than guys right? |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
^You do realize that women tend to live longer than guys right? |
that is true...but I'm 31 so if I hook up with ten 80+ ladies then the chances are they will die before me and I get to collect the loot their last husband left them. |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
that is true...but I'm 31 so if I hook up with ten 80+ ladies then the chances are they will die before me and I get to collect the loot their last husband left them. |
LOL
I never realized you had grandma fetish :D |
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| MarkT |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
that is true...but I'm 31 so if I hook up with ten 80+ ladies then the chances are they will die before me and I get to collect the loot their last husband left them. |
have fun consumating all 10 of those marriages :nervous:
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| ChemEnhanced |
| I look at it as a return on investment....small investment for large return....it's all about the money....retirement savings plan. |
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| MarkT |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
I look at it as a return on investment....small investment for large return....it's all about the money....retirement savings plan. |
awwww...don't sell yourself short...I'm sure it's not THAT small :toothless |
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