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The Chronological aspect of the sphincter muscle...
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| Ur Dream Grl |
sorry guys./. this must be gross to some of u.. but it was hilarioussssss... hahahahahhahahahahahahah :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Ghost : The kind where you feel the come out, but there is no in the toilet.
Clean-Get-Away : The kind where you it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Second Wave : This happens when you're done ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Brain-Hemmorage-: The kind where you strain so much to get it out,you practically have a stroke.
Gassy : It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Lincoln Log : The kind of that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn : Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could- : The kind where you want to but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Wet Cheeks : The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Mexican : It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Dangling : This refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will break it loose.
Ritual : This occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper or other reading materials.
THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS : A so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
THE GROANER: A so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
THE RANGER: A which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
THE PHANTOM : This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
THE PEEK-A-BOO : Now you see it, now you don't. This is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
THE BOMBSHELL: A that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to (ie. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near ting facilities.
THE SNAKE CHARMER: A long skinny which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
THE BACK-TO-NATURE : This may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN : An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T .
PREMEDITATED : Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
ZOPHERENIA: Fear of ting - can be fatal!
ENERGIZER vs DURACELL : Also known as a "Still Going" .
THE POWER DUMP : The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
THE LIQUID PLUMBER : This kind of is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor.
THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" : When the bag of Dorritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" : When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
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xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| FASTDJMP3 |
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Ritual : This occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper or other reading materials.
that's so me
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| kluba_702 |
| hehehe.......funny . lol.:stongue: ;) |
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| PhaseFour |
hahah niiiiiiiiiiiiice.....
| quote: | | Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Brain-Hemmorage-: The kind where you strain so much to get it out,you practically have a stroke. |
THATS my secret weapon in strngth training :) |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
lol..
yeah guys.. thanks for sharing the "moment"
hehhehehe
xoxo Ur Dream Grl
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| lMIlk |
| quote: | Originally posted by PhaseFour
hahah niiiiiiiiiiiiice.....
THATS my secret weapon in strngth training :) |
thats how my veins pop up so much |
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| YELLOWBEE |
Faye, that was definately disgusting, but it was also funny as hell
lolololol
and no I am not going to share mine ok???
lololololol
Cyaaaaa
Ybeee |
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| KaNoS |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl
Mexican : It smells so bad your nose burns.
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thats low..... |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
| quote: | Originally posted by KaNoS
thats low..... |
awwwwwwww... kanos cmon.. that was a joke.. dont take it personal...
its not like made that ya know......
sorry man...
look at the bright side..
:p ;) :p
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| InsomnEac |
| quote: | Originally posted by KaNoS
thats low..... |
i think you might have taken it the wrong way... for alot of people, mexican food is very spicy, which makes their mouth/nose/throat burn. so whoever wrote this joke (not ur dream grl) associated that "burning nose" feeling to eating spicy food. or somethin... it wasn't saying that mexican people/food are stinky.
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| donegalredneck |
you call urself a girl, i'm utterly disgusted
Ha ha, j/k, it rocked, though ur average chick doesn't say stuff like that (or at least i thoght they didn't) |
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| Dj Dovla |
THE LIQUID PLUMBER : This kind of is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH , holy , this one happend to me once , and the worst thing , I was at work .
damn I was shy , i had to clean it up before the boss came . It was just a memorable moment |
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